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><channel><title>Funny Stuff Videos &#187; Stuff</title> <atom:link href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/tag/stuff/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com</link> <description>Funny Stuff, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Videos Updated Daily</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 11:27:45 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>Crazy Drinking Difficulties</title><link>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/hilarious-jokes/crazy-drinking-difficulties/</link> <comments>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/hilarious-jokes/crazy-drinking-difficulties/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:57:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sasa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Hilarious Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cool]]></category> <category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Quotes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Stuff]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/2007/11/28/crazy-drinking-difficulties/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:</p><p>1. Innovative<br /> 2. Preliminary<br /> 3. Proliferation<br /> 4. Cinnamon</p><p>Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:</p><p>1. Specificity<br /> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically<br /> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder<br /> 4. Transubstantiate<br /> <span id="more-955"></span><br /> Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk:</p><p>1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.<br /> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!<br /> 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.<br /> 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.<br /> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?<br /> 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.<br /> 7. I’m not interested in fighting you.<br /> 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!<br /> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.<br /> 10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/hilarious-jokes/crazy-drinking-difficulties/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
