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><channel><title>Funny Stuff Videos &#187; Sheriff</title> <atom:link href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/tag/sheriff/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com</link> <description>Funny Stuff, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Videos Updated Daily</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 11:27:45 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>Sheriff Offers To Marry Fugitives</title><link>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/weird-news/sheriff-offers-to-marry-fugitives/</link> <comments>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/weird-news/sheriff-offers-to-marry-fugitives/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:17:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sasa</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cbs news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[coolcrazystuff]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fugitives]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sheriff]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sheriff Ron Kalanquin]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Lapeer County]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/2007/10/02/sheriff-offers-to-marry-fugitives/</guid> <description><![CDATA[(AP) The Lapeer County sheriff wants to help two bank robbery suspects tie the knot. &#8220;I&#8217;ll volunteer to marry them in the jail if they surrender,&#8221; Sheriff Ron Kalanquin said Monday. Kalanquin said he wanted the Lapeer couple off the streets before their cash ran out and they attempted another robbery. A 24-year-old man and a [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>(AP) </strong>The Lapeer County sheriff wants to help two bank robbery suspects tie the knot.</p><p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll volunteer to marry them in the jail if they surrender,&#8221; Sheriff Ron Kalanquin said Monday. Kalanquin said he wanted the Lapeer couple off the streets before their cash ran out and they attempted another robbery.</p><p>A 24-year-old man and a 23-year-old woman are suspected of taking about $5,000 in the Sept. 19 robbery of a Lapeer County Bank &amp; Trust branch in Deerfield Township, about 60 miles north of Detroit.</p><p>Detectives determined that the robbery money was used to buy wedding rings, pay back rent and pay the woman&#8217;s attorney for work done in a child custody case, The Flint Journal reported.</p><p>The couple met after the man was released from the county jail and was introduced to her by another ex-inmate, Kalanquin said.</p><p>&#8220;We believe they could still be in the area, but could also be somewhere in Michigan or beyond,&#8221; Kalanquin said. He appealed to the couple&#8217;s relatives and friends to alert police to their whereabouts.</p><p>Source: CBS NEWS</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/weird-news/sheriff-offers-to-marry-fugitives/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
