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Man Jailed For Trying To Pass $1M Bill

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Change for a million? That’s what a man was seeking Saturday when he handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket. But when the Giant Eagle employee refused and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage, police said.

The man slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun, police said.

Police arrested the man, who was not carrying identification and has refused to give his name to authorities. He is being held in the Allegheny County Jail.

Since 1969, the $100 bill is the largest note in circulation.

Police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a Dallas-based ministry. Last year, the ministry distributed thousands of religious pamphlets with a picture of President Grover Cleveland on a $1 million bill.

Source: AP Google

Donate Kidney To Your Buyer

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

When Jamie Howard knocked on Paul Sucher’s door six months ago, he was trying to sell him a new vacuum cleaner. He ended up giving him one of his kidneys.

The chance encounter with Howard, a traveling salesman for the Kirby Co., led to transplant surgery in August. Now, the color is returning to Sucher’s cheeks and he is recovering.

Sucher, 35, suffered kidney failure three years ago because of high blood pressure, forcing him to undergo dialysis.

When Howard came by on a sales call, he learned that Sucher couldn’t afford a new vacuum cleaner because of the illness. He also learned Sucher had O-positive blood _ the same as his.

“I went outside, prayed about it, called my dad and my wife,” Howard remembers. “(Donation) was something I was called to do.”

Howard, who is also 35, passed the tests required for potential donors. The operation was done at the University of Colorado hospital in Denver, where Sucher had been on the transplant waiting list.

Two months later, Sucher says he feels so good it’s almost as if he never was ill: “It’s truly a miracle.”

Source:  CBS News

Brain Found in Bag Outside Virginia Apartment Complex

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

RICHMOND, Va. — A brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex Tuesday morning, and the state medical examiner’s office was trying to determine whether it was human or animal, police said.

The brain, or portion of a brain, was discovered in an area next to a suburban Richmond apartment complex under construction and near a mall, Richmond police spokeswoman Karla Peters said. She believed the people who discovered the organ were construction workers, but said she had not confirmed that information.

Police were called to the scene and the brain was turned over to the medical examiner’s office, which will determine whether the brain once belonged to a human or an animal, Peters said.

Peters said she had no additional information.

“We’re waiting for the medical examiner to determine how we should proceed,” she said.

Source: FoxNews

Alcohol Warning Labels

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.

5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.

7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.

8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.

9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.

11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

12. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

Romanian Goes On Hunger Strike Over Roulette

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Hunedoara, Romania (AHN) — Banned from his local casino for allegedly swearing and shouting too loud, a Romanian went on hunger strike for three days in protest.

Ioan Seutiut, 49, sat down on a chair in front of the casino in Deva, Hunedoara county, with a note reading: “Roulette hunger strike,” saying he will not eat or accept medical attention until he is allowed to play roulette in the casino again.

“I have a lot of money on me and I want to play it all on the roulette but they just don’t let me. Seutiut said. “They say I swear and talk too loud but everybody shouts in there especially when losing.”

“After all it’s not a church, it’s the roulette.”

Seutiut said he is planning to erect a tent just outside the casino and stay in it until he is allowed to play or is reimbursed the money he lost there which is about USD12,000.

“I love the roulette even though it cost me lots of money,” he added. “But that’s my problem and all I ask from this casino is to let me play.”

“If not I will not leave this place.”

Source: NCBuy

Orangutan Prefers Blondes

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Girls picturesAMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Sibu the Orangutan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes.

Apenheul Primate Park hoped Sibu would become its breeding male when he arrived two years ago, but orangutans aren’t his type.

“He chases them, or ignores them, but he doesn’t do what he should do,” said a spokeswoman for the park.

Instead, Sibu fancies his female keepers, especially blondes. That, the spokeswoman said, was common for orangutans but Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him.

“orangutans have special interests in special subjects. Sibu happens to like tattoos,” she said.

The park hasn’t given up on Sibu, 31. He showed an amorous interest in a female Orangutan while living in England and keepers hope he will find love when reunited with her in a new enclosure in Chester, England.

Source: Yahoo News

Babies starved while parents gamed

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

RENO, Nev. – A couple authorities say were so obsessed with the Internet and video games that they left their babies starving and suffering other health problems have pleaded guilty to child neglect.

The children of Michael and Iana Straw, a boy age 22 months and a girl age 11 months, were severely malnourished and near death last month when doctors saw them after social workers took them to a hospital, authorities said. Both children are doing well and gaining weight in foster care, prosecutor Kelli Ann Viloria told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

Michael Straw, 25, and Iana Straw, 23, pleaded guilty Friday to two counts each of child neglect. Each faces a maximum 12-year prison sentence. Viloria said the Reno couple were too distracted by online video games, mainly the fantasy role-playing “Dungeons & Dragons” series, to give their children proper care.

“They had food; they just chose not to give it to their kids because they were too busy playing video games,” Viloria told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

Children injured, malnourished
Police said hospital staff had to shave the head of the girl because her hair was matted with cat urine. The 10-pound girl also had a mouth infection, dry skin and severe dehydration.

Her brother had to be treated for starvation and a genital infection. His lack of muscle development caused him difficulty in walking, investigators said.

The Straws have been given public defenders. Jeremy Bosler, head of the county public defender’s office, declined to comment to The Associated Press on Saturday.

Michael Straw is an unemployed cashier, and his wife worked for a temporary staffing agency doing warehouse work, according to court records. He received a $50,000 inheritance that he spent on computer equipment and a large plasma television, authorities said.

AMA ponders gaming addiction
While child abuse because of drug addiction is common, abuse rooted in video game addiction is rare, Viloria said.

Last month, experts at an American Medical Association meeting backed away from a proposal to designate video game addiction as a mental disorder, saying it had to be studied further. Some said the issue is like alcoholism, while others said there was no concrete evidence it’s a psychological disease.

Source:MSNBC 

Homeless Man Set On Fire

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

Annabella Bulacan – AHN News Writer

Sydney, Australia (AHN) – A homeless man suffered third degree burns to six percent of his body after he was set on fire by a homeless man in a broad daylight Tuesday.

36-year-old Christopher Peacock, homeless, was lying on a park bench near the corner of Riley and Foveaux St. when Stephen John Coates, 57,set him on fire with flammable liquid.

Peacock is now hospitalized at St. Vincent Hospital.

Magistrate Allan Moore has remanded Coates to reappear before the via a video link on November 15.

He was charged with maliciously inflicting grievous bodily harm and assaultoccasioning bodily harm.

Source: AHN

Couple hire ‘copter for cat

Sunday, September 30th, 2007

An Italian couple paid £7,000 for a private helicopter to take their cat from Rome to Sardinia because it was afraid of planes and boats.

Luigi and Donna DiMichele were moving home from the Italian capital to the island of Sardinia.

Their black cat Fufi refused to go near any of the ferries they could have taken and was terrified of planes – but seemed happy around helicopters.

Donna said: “Fufi means a lot to us, and so investing so much money in one trip was worth it.”

Source: Ananova