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Man Kills His Wife For Refusing To Clean His Dirty Shoes

Breaking News, Weird News October 17th, 2007

Cairo, Egypt (AHN) - After refusing to scrub her partner’s dirty shoes, a 32-year-old-woman died after she was thrown-out of the window by her Egyptian husband, Monday.

Liberty Post reported that the cadaver of the woman was found next to a tower block in the city of El Mahalla el Kubra to the north of Cairo.

It was learned that suspect, an electrician, ordered his wife to brush and shine his shoes, but his wife refused to follow.

Reports said, that the man lost his temper and grabbed his wife and threw her out of the window.

The couple occupied a room on the sixth-floor of a residential building in north Cairo.

A criminal case is now being filed against the man, Liberty post concluded.

Source: AHN 

Toothbrush Found In Woman’s Nose

Breaking News, Funny News, Weird News October 17th, 2007

Doctors in India have removed a 3-inch toothbrush lodged inside the nose of a 31-year old woman, a local paper reported.

The report said that the housewife went to a hospital in Mumbai two months ago suffering from severe pain.

During a CT scan, doctors were shocked to find the broken toothbrush prompting them to order an immediate surgery.

“I was brushing my teeth, my husband accidentally pushed me and the toothbrush in my hand broke,”| said the woman. “I was left holding the lower portion of the brush but couldn’t locate the rest of it.”

“Soon after, I started bleeding profusely from the nose,” she added. “But since that day, I began getting breathless and a foul-smelling discharge began to come out of my nose.”

“The odor from her nose was so bad that it could be smelt from a distance of two feet,” said Kaushal Sheth, the doctor who performed the surgery. “If the object had fallen into her windpipe, she could have choked to death.”
Source: WayOdd

Eighth-Grader Accused of Slugging Deputy

Breaking News, Funny News October 17th, 2007

GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. (AP) - An eighth-grade boy is accused of landing a painful punch in the stomach of a deputy sheriff in a hallway at Mount Garfield Middle School.

The boy, whose name was not released, was arrested after allegedly slugging the deputy on Friday.

He was released to his mother’s custody. The sheriff’s department asked prosecutors to file a charge of second-degree assault on a peace officer.

The deputy, Matt McChesney, said in a written report he and the boy passed each other in a hallway when the boy stopped, drew back his fist and punched him below his body armor.

The blow hurt, he said.

“This was not an accidental bump in the hallway,” McChesney’s report said. “This deliberate punch was delivered with considerable force which knocked the breath out of my lungs.”

McChesney is assigned to the school as a resource officer.

Source: MyWay 

Granny Shoots Homeless ‘Washer’

Breaking News, Weird News October 16th, 2007

MOBILE, Ala. (AP) — An 81-year-old woman shot a homeless man Monday morning after finding him washing his clothes in her laundry room, police said.

Ethel Sanders told people she heard noises in her laundry room and found a man standing in his underwear near the washing machine when she went to investigate, police spokesman Officer Eric Gallichant told the Press-Register.

Sanders was carrying a handgun and shot the man when he came at her, Gallichant said. Sanders fell to the ground and dropped the gun after firing, Gallichant said.

The man grabbed the gun, pointed it at Sanders and took his clothes from the washing machine, Gallichant said.

The man fled and Sanders called police just before 8 a.m. Officers caught the man at the nearby Plateau Community Center.

James Penn, 25, was taken to University of South Alabama Medical Center. Gallichant said he is expected to survive. Upon release from the hospital, Penn will be charged with first-degree burglary, Gallichant said.

Source: Google

Curse in Toilet and get Busted

Breaking News, Funny News October 16th, 2007

SCRANTON, Pa. (AP) - Talk about a potty mouth. A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct, authorities said.

Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.

“It doesn’t make any sense. I was in my house. It’s not like I was outside or drunk,” Herb told The Times-Tribune of Scranton. “The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop.”

Herb doesn’t recall exactly what she said, but she admitted letting more than a few choice words fly near an open bathroom window Thursday night.

Her next-door neighbor, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, asked her to keep it down, police said. When she continued, the officer called police.

Mary Catherine Roper, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union in Philadelphia, took issue with the citation.

“You can’t prosecute somebody for swearing at a cop or a toilet,” she said.

Source: MyWay

Father of 67 Children want`s to Marry Again

Breaking News, Funny News October 16th, 2007

family pictureEMEK HEFER, Israel (AP) - With eight wives and 67 children, Shahadeh Abu Arrar has given new meaning to the term “family man.”

Abu Arrar, 58, is a member of Israel’s impoverished Bedouin Arab community. But even in a traditional society where men commonly have several wives and many children, Abu Arrar is exceptional.

“I’m thinking about a new wife, No. 9,” he told the Israeli daily Yediot Ahronot in a recent interview. “There are many women who wish to marry me and there is no lack of women. I never had a problem with such things.”

Abu Arrar, whose oldest child is 37, was photographed by the newspaper in a long Bedouin robe and head cover, surrounded by a dozen of so of his kids.

During a visit to his multistory home in central Israel, The Associated Press spotted 17 of the children milling about, dressed in bright red, blue and green-embroidered Palestinian dresses and headscarves. Four veiled women, including two who said they were his wives, sat on the porch peeling vegetables.

While Islam allows Muslim men to have four co-wives, it is a custom in Bedouin society to flout the already-generous ruling - and an Israeli ban on polygamy - by marrying women one at a time, divorcing them and marrying others, experts on Bedouin culture said.

Culturally, it’s understood that the renounced wives are still married to Abu Arrar, the experts said.

It’s unclear how Abu Arrar supports his massive family. Camels, goats and a cow were grazing on his property. Yediot said he also receives about $1,700 (euro1,200) in government handouts each month.

According to the Israeli Interior Ministry, Abu Arrar has 53 children registered as Israeli citizens. He has 14 other children born to Palestinian wives in the West Bank and who are not eligible for Israeli citizenship, his other wives said.

Either way, his family size pales in comparison to the size of the average Israeli family: 2.3, according to the Israeli Central Bureau of Statistics.

Abu Arrar claims to remember all his children’s names, and says they are split almost evenly between boys and girls. And he’s still going strong.

“My first wife is my age, and today I hardly spend any time with her. Her children are big, and I leave her alone. I have younger wives to spend time with. Every night I decide which wife to be with,” Abu Arrar told the newspaper. He refused to talk to an AP reporter.

Activists said Abu Arrar’s story showed the urgency of raising literacy and education among women in the impoverished Bedouin community. Many are pressured into marriage or feel they have no other options beside raising children, said Khadra al-Sani, director of Sidra, a Bedouin women’s rights group.

Still, Abu Arrar pales in comparison to others in the region. In August, the Emirates Today newspaper in Dubai ran a story about a one-legged 60-year-old man with 78 children from 12 wives.

Daad Abdul Rahman said he hoped to have a hundred children by 2015.

Source: MyWay 

Plane Makes Emergency Landing On Car

Breaking News, Weird News October 16th, 2007

A Croatian driver and his two passengers cheated death when an airplane landed right on top their car.

Mario Kamber and his two companions escaped with minor injuries when the light aircraft made an emergency landing on a dual carriageway in Sinj in southern Croatia, hitting the top of his car as it came down.
Kamber said he tried to apply on the brakes but still lost control of his car and skidded into the side of the plane which had come to a halt in front of him.

His Volkswagen Passat was a total wreck after the accident.

“I couldn’t believe what was happening,” Kamber said. “There was a huge roar and then the plane landed on top of us, skidded off the roof and onto the road in front of us.
We then slid into the side of it. We were all very lucky.”

Source: WayOdd

Drunken priest punches cop, jailed

Breaking News, Funny News October 16th, 2007

MONTERREY, Mexico (Reuters) - A Mexican priest briefly ended up behind bars after punching a policemen who caught him driving drunkenly through the streets of the northern city of Monterrey.

Priest Manuel Raul Ortega, who was not wearing clerical dress but was clutching a prayer book when captured, launched himself at the traffic cop who pulled him over earlier this week.

“The individual became very violent because they were going to tow away his car. He attacked a policeman and was taken away,” said transit department spokesman Hector Lozano on Thursday.

Ortega’s papers identified him as a priest. He was released a few hours after his arrest after paying the fines for his offenses.

Monterrey and Mexico City are in the midst of a tough new drive to clamp down on widespread drunken driving after tequila and beer-fueled lunches and parties.

Source: Reuters

Man wearing handcuffs as fashion statement ‘arrested’

Breaking News, Funny News October 15th, 2007

TULSA, Okla. - Some fashion statements draw more attention than others and wearing handcuffs while walking near the Tulsa County Courthouse is one that got noticed.

A man wearing a pair of handcuffs on one wrist drew the attention of passersby Friday, who contacted law officers.

But it turns out it was just his idea of a fashion statement.

The sheriff’s Sgt. Jody Britt said the man, whose name was not released, was wearing “goth” clothing, with one end of the handcuffs on his wrist and the other end dangling, making it appear as if he had escaped custody.

Britt said that wearing a set of handcuffs near a courthouse is not exactly the most intelligent thing you could do.

After the deputies stopped the man, checked for warrants and found none, he was released.

Source: BreitBart

‘Joke’ robbery note lands Tamaqua man in prison

Breaking News, Funny News October 15th, 2007

A Tamaqua man who told police he was only joking when he entered a Schuylkill County Wal-Mart SuperCenter on Friday and gave a cashier a note saying ”I have a gun give me your money” has been jailed on an attempted armed robbery charge.

Brian Klunsman, 30, of 345 E. Elm St. walked into the store at 35 Plaza Drive in the village of Hometown in Rush Township at 11:23 a.m. and handed the cashier a note in all capital letters, Rush Township police said in an affidavit filed with District Judge Stephen J. Bayer of Tamaqua.

The affidavit gave this account:

The cashier, whose name police did not release, told Klunsman she had just opened her register and didn’t have much cash. Klunsman then told her ”It’s a joke,” and walked away and toward a bank inside the store.

The store called Schuylkill 911, and police responded to the store, reviewed the security camera tape and identified the suspect as Klunsman.

Police found Klunsman, who admitted using the note, but again said it was a joke. He was taken into custody without incident and arraigned before Bayer on charges of attempted armed robbery and recklessly endangering another person and sent to county prison under $15,000 cash bail.

Source: M Call

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