“Boards don’t hit back.”

“A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.”

“A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.”

“A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.”

“Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself; do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.”

“As you think, so shall you become.”

“By adopting a certain physical posture, a resonant chord is struck in spirit.”

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

“I hope martial artists are more interested in the root of martial arts and not the different decorative branches, flowers or leaves.”

“If I tell you I’m good, you would probably think I’m boasting. If I tell you I’m no good, you know I’m lying.”
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I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.

It was a short line, just one lady in front of me; An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting alittle irritated.

She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?”

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.

The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”