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Funny Couple Caught

Sandra — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 23:47:14 +0000

Cool Cottage Squeezed Between The Rocks

Sandra — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:23:30 +0000

Crazy Cool Catmobile

Sandra — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:29:11 +0000

Funny thinking kitty

Sandra — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:34:59 +0000

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Funny Hell Friday Night Party

Sasa — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:03:24 +0000

A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:

Devil: Hey, whatcha lookin so down for?

Man: If you died and went to Hell, you’d be feeling down too!

Devil: Hell ain’t what you think it is. It’s fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

Devil: Well, you”re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you wanna drink. We drink til we puke and then we drink some more.

Man: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Man: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You”re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don”t have to worry about getting cancer because you”re already dead anyways, haha.

Man: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Man: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, hold-em, a dog track, horse racing, you name it we got it and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Man: I love getting stoned! You mean…

Devil: That’’s right man, because on Thursdays, it’s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don”t have to worry about overdosing because you”re already dead anyhow.

Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Man: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays!

Cool Land Scape With Funny Colors

Sasa — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:50:45 +0000

Cool Mama Duck and Funny Little Dukies

Sasa — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:26:57 +0000

William Faulkner Funny Quotes

Sasa — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:17:54 +0000

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.
It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
The last sound on the worthless earth will be two human beings trying to launch a homemade spaceship and already quarreling about where they are going next.
If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The ‘Ode on a Grecian Urn’ is worth any number of old ladies.
Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it.

Funny Woman In Best Tv Quiz

Sasa — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:51:28 +0000

Cool Blonde Paint Job

Sandra — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:15:16 +0000

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche, it’s a Ferrari.”