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><channel><title>Funny Stuff Videos &#187; funny redneck jokes</title> <atom:link href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/tag/funny-redneck-jokes/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com</link> <description>Funny Stuff, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Videos Updated Daily</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 11:27:45 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>Really Short Funny Quick Jokes Stuff With Proposition</title><link>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/hilarious-jokes/really-short-funny-quick-jokes-stuff-with-proposition/</link> <comments>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/hilarious-jokes/really-short-funny-quick-jokes-stuff-with-proposition/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:29:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sandra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Hilarious Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[clean funny jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny black people jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny jokes for kids]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny kids jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny mexican jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny redneck jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Stuff]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny white jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[really funny jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[really funny quick jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[short funny jokes]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/?p=1983</guid> <description><![CDATA[Really Short Funny Quick Jokes Stuff Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office&#8230;but she belonged to someone else&#8230; One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you&#8230;&#8221; but the girl said, &#8220;NO.&#8221; Johnny [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><strong><a href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/" >Really Short Funny Quick Jokes Stuff</a></strong></h3><p>Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office&#8230;but she belonged to someone else&#8230;</p><p>One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you&#8230;&#8221; but the girl said, &#8220;NO.&#8221;</p><p>Johnny said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be fast, I&#8217;ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I&#8217;ll be finished by the time you pick it up.&#8221;</p><p>She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend&#8230; so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.<br /> <span id="more-1983"></span><br /> Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast&#8230; he won&#8217;t even be able to get his pants down.</p><p>She agrees and accepts the proposal.</p><p>Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened&#8230;She said, &#8220;The bastard used quarters&#8230;&#8230;.!&#8221;</p><p>If you want more <a href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/category/hilarious-jokes/"  target="_blank" title="Hilarious Jokes"><strong>Hilarious Jokes</strong></a> check out <a href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/2008/08/09/funny-truth-about-toothbrush-discovery/"  target="_blank" title="Hilarious Jokes"><strong>Funny Truth About Toothbrush Discovery</strong></a></p><p>Or some <a href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/category/sexy-videos/"  target="_blank" title="Sexy Videos"><strong>Sexy Videos</strong></a> like <a href="http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/2008/08/25/another-funny-cats-videos-stuff/"  target="_blank" title="  Sexy Videos"><strong>Another Funny Cats Videos Stuff</strong></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/hilarious-jokes/really-short-funny-quick-jokes-stuff-with-proposition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
