Crazy Guy With Cool Dreams
Hilarious Jokes December 13th, 2007
A distraught man goes to see a psychologist.
“How may I help you?” - the doctor asks.
“Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walkin and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me.” - He says
“And then what do you do?” - the shrink asks.
“I push them away” - the man says.
“Then what do you want me to do?” - the shrink asks.
“Break my arms!”
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Funny End Cuz Of Crazy Demands
Hilarious Jokes December 13th, 2007
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client, out of the blue, asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her… don’t reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.
So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, “I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara.” The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, “No problem!! I have. I have.”
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(1815 - 1885) - American Humorist and Lecturer
- Suicide is cheating the doctor’s out of a job.
- I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design.
- Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
- When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
- Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.
- Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
- About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
