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Teeth brushed, condom on, socks off? The London Times has revealed a list of top ten sex tips for men.

1. Men aren’t irresistible and not all women are desperate for sex. Good lovemaking starts long before you reach the bedroom, so before any date, have a bath. Everyone smells: some women like the smell of male sweat, others don’t, but no one likes the smell of stale sweat. Watching steaming movies can help things along.

2. Sexual gymnastics are often distracting. Chopping and changing positions and techniques can make a woman’s sexual excitement plummet.

3. Thrusting for hours without climaxing doesn’t make you a stud muffin. It does make her numb and sore.

4. Don’t assume your partner is comfortable in her own skin. A survey of 3,500 British women, by the bathroom equipment company SHUC, found that one woman in ten feels so embarrassed about her body that she turns the lights out before taking off her clothes. The average woman still spends a lot of time every day beating herself up about her weight and looks. Nakedness increases that vulnerability, so be sensitive to her insecurities and, if you think that your partner looks great, for God’s sake tell her.

5. There’s more to sex than pushing the right button. Men have discovered that the key to female orgasm is clitoral stimulation, and many now rub the lamp rather than poking around inside it. The upside is that women are climaxing more often but the increase in emphasis on genital manipulation has made for some very mechanical sex. Going straight to the erogenous zones is the equivalent of fast forward. Men who focus on left breast, right breast, genitals, reduce their partner to a set of body parts.

6. Be polite. Never nudge your partner’s head towards your nether regions. During fellatio don’t thrust into your partner’s mouth, don’t hold the side of her head - and definitely warn her when you think you are going to come. With regard to orgasm, always operate a ladies-first policy.

7. Make certain that your partner knows how attractive you find her by paying as much attention to kissing her, complimenting her and generally spoiling her. Don’t neglect the breasts and other erogenous zones.

8. Though clitoral orgasm is easy to achieve, most women want to experience penetrative orgasm. Intercourse is the ultimate connection between man and woman and the sensation of fullness that it creates is intensely pleasurable.

9. Women are slow burners. They take longer to become aroused and get as much pleasure, if not more, out of tenderness, kissing and cuddling. Though quickie sex has its place, for women on the whole, the longer sex takes, the better it feels. If arousal is allowed to build gradually, it floods the whole body rather than being confined to the genital area and a delayed orgasm is infinitely more powerful than an orgasm induced by five minutes of digital manipulation.

10. Put a little X in your sex. Watching steamy movies with your partner will increase the chance of some how’s-your-father.

Source: Times OnLine

The man at the back of the Metro bus was older, wore glasses and apparently drew the attention of a group of alleged gang members who reportedly began harassing him.

But when one of them tried to take the man’s glasses, he pulled a knife and fought back, Seattle police said.

“He began swinging at his attackers in self-defense,” spokeswoman Renee Witt said.

When the melee was over, four of the teens had cuts, including some with superficial cuts to their buttocks, and one had a dislocated shoulder. The man was not hurt.

The incident began about 11:15 p.m. on a northbound bus traveling along Rainier Avenue South, Witt said. The five teens boarded near Rainer Beach High School, having attended a football game there, she said.

Police reports described the teens as known to officers and active members of a local gang.

Officers called to the bus after the fight initially believed the wounded teenagers were the victims, until other passengers aboard the bus told officers that it was the teens who started the disturbance.

All were treated at the scene by Seattle Fire Department medics and released to their parents, Witt said. The man was interviewed and released; his knife taken as evidence.

Detectives on Monday expect to review videotape of the fight captured on cameras mounted in the bus, Witt said.

Charges are likely to be filed against at least some of the teens, Witt said, but that decision rests with the King County Prosecutors Office.

Source: Seattlepi

Seven British tourists have been arrested at a Turkish resort - for playing bingo.

Armed police surrounded them in a bar in Altinkum and seized their bingo equipment, reports the Daily Mirror.

They were held for four hours of questioning and each fined £42.

Carla Harrison, 25, said: “It was a terrifying experience and very scary. We did not know what was going to happen to us.”

Bingo is considered a form of gambling and is outlawed in Turkey.

Sarah Holland, 25, also from Rhyl, Denbighshire, said: “It was completely stupid. I could now have a criminal record in Turkey for bingo.”

Clare McCarthy, from Surrey, added: “I was considering buying a house here, but I will look at other countries instead.”

Source: Ananova

(CBS) SAN FRANCISCO CBS station KPIX in San Francisco has uncovered an illegal pet cemetery where Caltrans crews have been dumping the bodies of dead animals for at least a decade.

It’s a spot high up in the Santa Cruz Mountains near Saratoga.

Our investigation found Caltrans workers dumping dead animals, including wildlife and some pets, into a wooded ravine instead of disposing them at render facilities or at the SPCA.

Now local officials say they’re concerned about the impact of that dump on the environment and on Saratoga Creek. Saratoga Vice Mayor Ann Waltonsmith told KPIX-TV that she was very concerned when we showed her the dumping site that lays not far from her town.

“It’s been a mystery…why the water is so polluted,” said Waltonsmith.

After we brought our findings to Caltrans last week, the agency admitted that 3 employees have been dumping animals at the site for at least a decade. And now, Saratoga’s vice mayor wonders whether the problems here are linked to a history of complaints about the water quality in Saratoga creek.

Cecil Felix of the regional water quality control board took water samples from the creek for testing.

“We’re very concerned about the people. We’re not only concerned about wildlife, the fish habitat, we’re also concerned about the people the receptors who may be recreating in the area, playing with their kids, fishing, perhaps filtering the water,” said Waltonsmith.

You don’t have to tell that to Mimi Giannini. She runs Saratoga Springs, the resort and conference center just downstream. Hundreds of people visit the Springs every year and play in the waters.

“That’s terrible,” Giannini said. “We absolutely need to do something about this.”

The results of those water tests were expected back in a few days. And Caltrans says it’s planning a big meeting this week, possibly to plan a clean-up operation.

Source: Dave`s Daily

BOSTON, Oct. 1 (UPI) — A Washington taxi driver faces a criminal charge because he joked about being a member of al-Qaida to an airline worker in Boston.

Ermiyaf A. Asfaw, an Ethiopian national, was returning to Washington from a visit to his girlfriend Saturday when an Air-Tran check-in employee asked him about stickers on his luggage from Dubai. He told her he had been in the United Arab Emirates.

“No. I’m al-Qaida. I’m with them, and I’m here to blow things up,” he said when she asked if it had been a trip for business or pleasure.

Asfaw has been charged with making a false bomb threat. A judge set bail Monday at $1,500.

“This airport is not going to tolerate this type of behavior,” said Phil Orlandella, a spokesman for the Massachusetts Port Authority. “This type of action is completely dumb.”

Source: UPI

LONDON (AFP) - Villagers in northern England were left scratching their heads Tuesday after a series of mysterious gargoyle-style stone blocks were left on their doorsteps, with cryptic messages attached.

The sculptures, which all have a carved symbol which apparently spells “paradox” and a riddle, have been left overnight outside homes and businesses across the northern county of Yorkshire over the last few weeks.

Security camera footage caught a man leaving three of the heads outside a post office, but detectives have so far drawn a blank over who is behind the bizarre nocturnal activity.

“It’s very weird. They’re a bit like gargoyles really, obviously somebody has taken a lot of trouble if they have been carved,” said Valerie Hoyes, who runs the post office in Braithwell where a trio of heads were abandoned.

“On the back it looks like an occult thing, it does actually spell paradox, but we don’t know what any of it means.”

In all 12 of the heads have been left in the villages of Goathland and Kilburn in north Yorkshire, four in Arthington in west Yorkshire, and three in Braithwell, south Yorkshire.

They are accompanied by a riddle, which reads: “Twinkle twinkle like a star does love blaze less from afar?”

George Griffiths, an artist from Arthington, has so far received two of the statues, the first one on August 23.

“I thought somebody had just dumped it, that it had fallen off the back of a lorry. But then I read the message and thought ‘it’s queer is this’.”

“I think it’s a publicity stunt — I can’t see anything else. They’re not sinister or anything like that. It’s just a puzzle. We’re all just waiting and wondering to find out more.”

Valerie Hoyes added: “We’re just a bit nonplussed really, didn’t know what it was all about. We just moved them away from the front of the shop and more or less forgot about them.

“It’s just a bit of a quandary.”

Source: Dave`s Daily

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A man in an eastern Dutch town went home last Saturday to find his lights on and his inebriated neighbor welcoming him at the front door with a drink.

The drunken 53-year old, who lives two doors down in the small town of Gasselternijveen, had broken into the wrong house after finding that his key didn’t work, according to a police report. His furniture looked different, his dog was missing.

The drunken neighbor was arrested for trespass, but has since offered to pay for damages.

Source: Reuters

London, U.K. (AHN) — A Thai chef in London triggered fears of a chemical attack among local restaurant patrons when smoke from his eye-watering hot chilli sauce led to the emergency services being called out Wednesday, reports said.

The Thai chef Chalemchai Tangjariyapoon, who works at the Thai Cottage restaurant in the entertainment district of Soho, was cooking up bird’s eye chillies as he prepared a huge batch of nam prik pao, a Thai’s cuisine exotic food, an extra-hot dip served with prawn crackers.

The smoke from the kitchen massed around the street, creating an huge cloud which sent shoppers spluttering for cover and prompted police to barricade several streets and evacuate homes and businesses.

According to security service M15, the scare came as Britain is facing a severe threat of terrorist attack.

Restaurant staff, who are used to the aroma, were rattled when firefighters broke down their door Monday evening.

Waitress Supranee Yodmuang added that she and other staff were asked to step out of the restaurant by firefighters and had to wait in the street for three hours before they could get in.

The chef was cooking about four kilograms of dried chillies at the time.

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