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‘Wide Stance’ Finds Its Way Into Lexicon

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Wide Stance PictureBOISE, Idaho (Oct. 10) – Among the most famous excuses ever given for questionable behavior, “I have a wide stance” must fall somewhere between the schoolchild’s favorite “the dog ate my homework” and President Clinton’s “I didn’t inhale.”

But Sen. Larry Craig ‘s contention – made just after his arrest in a restroom sex sting – has permeated the public consciousness, showing up as more than just the punch line to late-night talk show jokes.

The online Urban Dictionary defines “wide stance” as a euphemism for a closeted homosexual. David Kurtz of the blog “Talking Points Memo” called Craig’s wide stance claim “The Best Legal Defense of 2007.” And Beau Jarvis, who writes about wine, travel and food on the blog “Basic Juice,” notes that the phrase has become less than innocent and proposes “cleansing” it by using it to describe a well-balanced wine.

Craig uttered the now-famous phrase after an undercover police officer at the Minneapolis airport arrested him on June 11, according to police reports.

Sgt. Dave Karsnia claimed Craig entered a neighboring stall after peering at him through a crack in the door, then slid his foot underneath the stall divider, tapping it several times before moving it so it touched the officer’s foot. Then, Karsnia said, Craig waved his hand underneath the divider. Karsnia said he recognized the gestures as a coded invitation for gay sex.

During questioning, the senator said he simply has a wide stance when using the restroom and that the officer must have seen him reaching to pick up a piece of paper on the floor, according to the police report.

Craig pleaded guilty in August to disorderly conduct, then unsuccessfully tried to withdraw his plea after the incident became public. Though he initially said he intended to resign, Craig vowed last week to serve out the last 15 months of his term.

Will “wide stance” last as long in popular usage?

“You search the blogosphere or even newspapers and you’ll find a lot of references to it,” said Grant Barrett, co-host of the nationwide public radio show “A Way With Words” and author of several slang dictionaries. “People are toying with the words, seeing how it feels on the keyboard.”

Craig’s office declined to comment.

The question to any new slang is whether it will last five or 10 years, Barrett said.

“How can we not mention Watergate and the -gate suffix? That’s the single most successful new political word ever,” Barrett said. “Over time, the use makes the original meaning become diminished – even curse words, with use, their value diminishes and they become ordinary.”

So far, about six weeks after the scandal broke, the slang shows no sign of slowing down. The Oct. 8 edition of The New Yorker magazine featured an illustration by Barry Blitt called “Narrow Stance,” showing Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sitting in a men’s room, looking down at another man’s foot thrust underneath the stall divider.

In an Oct. 6 “Saturday Night Live” skit, comedian Amy Poehler remarked, “You do have a wide stance,” as the punch line of a series of jokes about Craig. Late-night talk show hosts Jay Leno, David Letterman and others have also lampooned the senator’s stance.

Still, another new slang term seems to be outpacing “wide stance” in the national lexicon, Barrett said. Unfortunately for Craig, it also stems from his scandal.

“Are you tracking the term `toe-tapper?’ That’s gotten more traction than `wide stance’ so far,” Barrett said. “They both have too much cachet. They’re political, social, new, slangy and a little naughty.”

Both phrases will likely make Barrett’s short list of nominations for the most significant new word of 2007, as voted on by the American Dialect Society, he said.

“It’s a whimsical vote that we do each year,” said Barrett, who is a vice president for the society.

So what makes a new phrase last? It has to be useful, Barrett said, and it has to be able to stand alone, without a reference to its origin.

“There’s a lot of political slang that hasn’t lasted,” he said. “The test will be when the story’s old hat and then we’ll know for sure.”

Source:  AOL News

Sex Not Needed For Happiness

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Family, health and religion – and not sex – make Filipinos most happy, according to a new Philippine Happiness Index.

The index, crafted by Dr. Romulo A. Virola, Secretary General of the National Statistical Coordination Board, was posted on the Board’s website on Tuesday.

Family ranked first as the most important source of happiness, with a score of 9.45 on a scale of 10. Health came next with 8.95, while religion ranked third with 8.59.

Other important sources of happiness include friends (8.57), financial security (8.3), education (8.25), love life (8.2) and work (7.94).

On a list of 95 countries, the Philippines is on the “middle-range” of the World Database of Happiness Index.

From 1995 to 2005, the country’s average rating of 6.4 placed it in about the same bracket as India (6.2), Iran, (6.0), Poland (5.9) and South Korea (5.8.) The world index is currently topped by Denmark, with a rating of 8.2.

The Philippine Happiness Index is not easily dismissed, coming from someone who holds a Ph.D. in statistics from the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, United States, and who has taught mathematics and statistics at the University of the Philippines. Virola is also a past president of the Philippine Statistical Association.

Co-written with Jessamyn O. Encarnacion, the index was based on a nonrandom poll of 167 respondents conducted during the National Convention on Statistics held on Oct. 1-2, according to the Philippine Daily Inquirer.

It was “quite surprising” that sex was not an important source of happiness, and that at 14th place, it was ranked among the five least important, said Virola who is also chairman of the Statistical Research and Training Center in Manila.

The Philippine Happiness Index is based on the premise that economic progress and happiness are not synonymous, Virola said. But along with standard statistical queries, the index factored in friends, love life and sex life.

According to the index, politics is the least important source of happiness. Other unimportant domains are cultural activities, community and volunteer work and government. Leisure and sports – also surprisingly – is the 6th least important domain.

“Respondents derive very little happiness, or maybe much unhappiness, from politics,” Virola said. “Politicians may be amusing but they apparently do not make people happy.”

Other findings: many consider the enjoyment of sex not bad. Six out of 10 respondents think that progress is synonymous with happiness. Women are happier than men. And happiness rises with income.

Virola now wants to link the Philippine Happiness Index with a Philippine Economic Index and come up with a Philippine Gross National Happiness Index.

Source: WayOdd

Man Jailed For Trying To Pass $1M Bill

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Change for a million? That’s what a man was seeking Saturday when he handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket. But when the Giant Eagle employee refused and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage, police said.

The man slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun, police said.

Police arrested the man, who was not carrying identification and has refused to give his name to authorities. He is being held in the Allegheny County Jail.

Since 1969, the $100 bill is the largest note in circulation.

Police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a Dallas-based ministry. Last year, the ministry distributed thousands of religious pamphlets with a picture of President Grover Cleveland on a $1 million bill.

Source: AP Google

Donate Kidney To Your Buyer

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

When Jamie Howard knocked on Paul Sucher’s door six months ago, he was trying to sell him a new vacuum cleaner. He ended up giving him one of his kidneys.

The chance encounter with Howard, a traveling salesman for the Kirby Co., led to transplant surgery in August. Now, the color is returning to Sucher’s cheeks and he is recovering.

Sucher, 35, suffered kidney failure three years ago because of high blood pressure, forcing him to undergo dialysis.

When Howard came by on a sales call, he learned that Sucher couldn’t afford a new vacuum cleaner because of the illness. He also learned Sucher had O-positive blood _ the same as his.

“I went outside, prayed about it, called my dad and my wife,” Howard remembers. “(Donation) was something I was called to do.”

Howard, who is also 35, passed the tests required for potential donors. The operation was done at the University of Colorado hospital in Denver, where Sucher had been on the transplant waiting list.

Two months later, Sucher says he feels so good it’s almost as if he never was ill: “It’s truly a miracle.”

Source:  CBS News

Cheating Politician Took Short Cut In Marathon

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

(AP) After a humiliating defeat in Mexico’s presidential election last year, Roberto Madrazo appeared to be back on top: He’d won the men’s age-55 category in the Sept. 30 Berlin marathon with a surprising time of 2:41:12. But Madrazo couldn’t leave his reputation for shady dealings in the dust. Race officials said Monday they disqualified him for apparently taking a short cut _ an electronic tracking chip indicates he skipped two checkpoints in the race and would have needed superhuman speed to achieve his win.

According to the chip, Madrazo took only 21 minutes to cover the 15 kilometers between the 20-kilometer and 35-kilometer marks _ faster than any human being can run. “Not even the world record holder can go that fast,” race director Mark Milde said.

In a photograph taken as he crossed the finish line, Madrazo wears an ear-to-ear grin and pumps his arms in the air. But he also wore a wind breaker, hat and long, skintight running pants _ too much clothing, some said, for a person who had just run for almost three hours in 60-degree weather.

Madrazo’s outfit caught the attention of New York-based marathon photographer Victor Sailer, who alerted race organizers that they might have a cheater on their hands.

“It was so obvious to me, if you look at everyone else that’s in the picture, everyone’s wearing T-shirts and shorts, and the guy’s got a jacket on and a hat or whatever,” Sailer said. “I looked at it and was like, wait a second.”

The world record for 15 kilometers is 41 minutes 29 seconds, by Felix Limo of Kenya _ almost twice as Madrazo’s mid-marathon time.

Soon an investigation was under way and Mexico was abuzz with jokes about how the dirty tricks that have long characterized politics here had apparently made their way to the world of international sports.

At a Mexico City taxi stand on Monday, drivers Octavio Elizalde Cerrillo and Roberto Valle Rivera poked fun at Madrazo’s troubles. They, like other Mexicans their age, lived under decades of uninterrupted rule by Madrazo’s Institutional Revolutionary Party, which often resorted to fraud to win elections, leaving many deeply distrustful of politicians.

“If he’s a cheat at one thing, he’ll cheat at anything,” said Valle Rivera, 44.

“If you’re going to steal, you’ll steal here, in the United States, in Europe, everywhere in the world,” Elizalde Cerrillo, 41, added with a smile.

Madrazo’s reputation at home was already less than squeaky clean. In 1996, Mexico’s attorney general confirmed reports that he had spent tens of millions of dollars more than the legal campaign spending limit in his winning 1994 bid for the Tabasco state governorship.

While under investigation on those charges, Madrazo told police he was kidnapped for seven hours, beaten and threatened with death by unidentified assailants. Police couldn’t find evidence of any such abduction, and many saw it as a sympathy ploy.

During the 2006 presidential campaign, opponents plastered walls with posters reading, “Do you believe Madrazo? I don’t either!”

In June, Madrazo completed the San Diego marathon with a time of 3:44:06 _ more than an hour slower than his time in Berlin, Mexican newspaper Reforma reported. Madrazo’s office did not return phone calls from The Associated Press.

Race director Milde noted that Madrazo may have intended to drop out and taken a shortcut to reach the start-finish area.

“I don’t know if it was his intention or accidental: I try to believe in the good of people,” Milde said. But the fact that Madrazo appears to be celebrating in the photograph could go against this theory, he added.

Some 32,500 people finished the race and about 40 are disqualified every year, Milde said.

Source: CBSNews

Brain Found in Bag Outside Virginia Apartment Complex

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

RICHMOND, Va. — A brain was found in a bag near an apartment complex Tuesday morning, and the state medical examiner’s office was trying to determine whether it was human or animal, police said.

The brain, or portion of a brain, was discovered in an area next to a suburban Richmond apartment complex under construction and near a mall, Richmond police spokeswoman Karla Peters said. She believed the people who discovered the organ were construction workers, but said she had not confirmed that information.

Police were called to the scene and the brain was turned over to the medical examiner’s office, which will determine whether the brain once belonged to a human or an animal, Peters said.

Peters said she had no additional information.

“We’re waiting for the medical examiner to determine how we should proceed,” she said.

Source: FoxNews

Alcohol Warning Labels

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.

5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.

7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.

8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.

9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.

11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

12. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

Romanian Goes On Hunger Strike Over Roulette

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Hunedoara, Romania (AHN) — Banned from his local casino for allegedly swearing and shouting too loud, a Romanian went on hunger strike for three days in protest.

Ioan Seutiut, 49, sat down on a chair in front of the casino in Deva, Hunedoara county, with a note reading: “Roulette hunger strike,” saying he will not eat or accept medical attention until he is allowed to play roulette in the casino again.

“I have a lot of money on me and I want to play it all on the roulette but they just don’t let me. Seutiut said. “They say I swear and talk too loud but everybody shouts in there especially when losing.”

“After all it’s not a church, it’s the roulette.”

Seutiut said he is planning to erect a tent just outside the casino and stay in it until he is allowed to play or is reimbursed the money he lost there which is about USD12,000.

“I love the roulette even though it cost me lots of money,” he added. “But that’s my problem and all I ask from this casino is to let me play.”

“If not I will not leave this place.”

Source: NCBuy

Orangutan Prefers Blondes

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Girls picturesAMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Sibu the Orangutan has miffed his Dutch keepers by refusing to mate with females and showing sexual interest only in tattooed human blondes.

Apenheul Primate Park hoped Sibu would become its breeding male when he arrived two years ago, but orangutans aren’t his type.

“He chases them, or ignores them, but he doesn’t do what he should do,” said a spokeswoman for the park.

Instead, Sibu fancies his female keepers, especially blondes. That, the spokeswoman said, was common for orangutans but Sibu has a fetish for tattoos, harking back to a heavily tattooed keeper who reared him.

“orangutans have special interests in special subjects. Sibu happens to like tattoos,” she said.

The park hasn’t given up on Sibu, 31. He showed an amorous interest in a female Orangutan while living in England and keepers hope he will find love when reunited with her in a new enclosure in Chester, England.

Source: Yahoo News

Australian Cops Seize Illegal Drugs Smuggled In Mr Potato Head, Action Man Toys

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Sydney, Australia (AHN) — The Australian Federal Police (AFP) and their Irish counterparts are investigating the source of illegal drugs smuggled inside an Action Man figure and a smiling Mr Potato Head toy after the Australian Customs officers say they found banned ecstasy tablets and cocaine inside the figurines placed in a package that arrived at the Sydney International Mail Centre from Ireland, in late July.

The Australian Customs officers say they found the MDMA tablets intended for a home in western Sydney, in a small taped bag inside the toy after an X-ray examination revealed suspicious substances.

While 293 grams of ecstasy tablets was discovered inside the Mr Potato head, AFP Commander David Stewart says the Action Man figure, also intended for delivery to the same home, yielded 50 grams of cocaine inside.

With the discovery of the attempt to smuggle the illegal drugs, Commander Stewart says the supply chain to the home has been stopped, although adding that so far, no arrests have been made but

“We’ve been quite confident that we’ve disrupted this operation as far as this syndicate is concerned,” Stewart said. “It does not look to be widespread.”

The Australian Customs and the AFP however clarified they do not want to release further information of the haul until to avoid disrupting the police investigation.

Australia imposes a maximum penalty for importing drugs into of life imprisonment.

Source: NCBuy