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A Pittsburgh pharmacist has given his wife’s in-laws a $20 ticket for the special lottery drawing and it turned out to be worth $1 million.

The million-dollar drawing featured 625,000 tickets, including five million-dollar winners.

He will get $5.000 from the Pennsylvania Lottery Commission because he bought the ticket from his pharmacy, The Medicine Shoppe in the city’s Brookline neighborhood.

DePasuale said: ” I don’t want the ticket back because that would be like giving someone a shirt for Christmas, and then asking to wear it on New Year’s Eve.

A car-owner in Johannesburg found a family of Cape Hyrax, small animals that resemble guinea pigs, living in the engine of her BMW.

Hoping to shake them off she drove at high speed to a dealership but failing to do so she just dumped her vehicle with no explanation.

Employees at the dealership phoned Johannesburg Zoo and asked them to send someone and save the Cape Hyrax family from the car since the car is blocking their driveway.

“The guys (BMW staff) called us and said that there was movement in the engine, that there were animals (there),” said collection manager at the zoo Dominic Moss.

“When we opened the bonnet the dassies were running about the engine and chassis plate, under the engine and inside the bumpers of the car,” he said.
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75-year-old from Cave Creek was hurt when he took one of his pet buffaloes for a ride at a ranch north of Phoenix on New Year’s Eve.

The incident occurred about 5 p.m. Monday at a ranch near Spur Cross and Yucca roads, northwest of Cave Creek and School House roads.

He was flown to a Scottsdale hospital with threatening injuries after the incident in rural Cave Creek, a chief with the Rural/Metro Fire Department said.

“He saddled up, got bucked off and was mauled,” said John Kraetz, a district chief for the fire department. He also said he’s never been on a similar call.

“People do have buffalo on their property, but it’s pretty darn uncommon,” he said.

A 29-year-old man from Wenatchee drove his car into a light pole around 11:30 p.m. yesterday. When police arrived he told them a pterodactyl caused the crash.

“Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed a minimal amount of alcohol,” said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith.

Witnesses told police the man was northbound on Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into a southbound lane for less than a block.

“Oncoming traffic stopped and waited for the man to pass,” Smith said.

Then he totaled his car on a light pole.

The man was treated and released at Central Washington Hospital, hospital officials said.

33-year-old from Copiague was arrested because his prey gave him away.

Police patrol spotted him carrying several items, including the mean “big mouthed” GPS unit.

After a couple of questions and evasive answers from the suspect, one of the officers pressed the home button on the GPS, and the unit displayed a nearby address.

The bicyclist has no listed phone, and according to the police it’s not sure that he has a lawyer.