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A dyslexic cop is severely reprimanded by his captain because the spelling on his police reports is incomprehensible. “How can you expect anyone to read this! If you file just one more report with any and I mean *ANY* words misspelled, you are going on report!” screams the captain.

The cop vows not to make any more mistakes. The next day he is in his patrol car when a report of a traffic accident comes over his two way radio. He arrives on the scene to discover a grisly head-on collision. The cop takes out his notebook and begins to write, taking care to spell each word correctly.

“One, O-N-E. Ford, F-O-R-D. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H.”

“That’s good,” thinks the cop as he walks across the street to the other vehicle.

“One, O-N-E. Dodge, D-O-D-G-E. In the ditch, D-I-T-C-H.”
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10-year-old Diego Palacios glued his hand to his bed because he didn’t want to go back to school after Christmas.

“The holidays were such fun,” he said.

Diego who lives outside Monterrey, got up early to fetch some industrial strength glue.

His mother Sandra found him watching television with his hand stuck to the bedstead. She tried to free him with nail polish but after two hours she called the experts.
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!” The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!”
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Scrap metal thieves in Russia managed to steal a 200-tonne steel bridge. Surprisingly they stole it without anyone noticing.

38ft bridge vanished over night from Khabarovsk. The bridge was a part of the only road leading to heating plant.

Bosses at the company said “The costs of replacing the missing bridge would be ten times the value of the scrap metal that was stolen.”

They plan to replace the bridge with one made of concrete.

20-year-old Stephen West secured a whole page in a book about most stupid villains with this act.

He pulled a lump of cannabis resin out of his pocket as he walked trough security check at Wigan Magistrates Court last year when appearing for alleged breach of licence conditions. He showed the substance to surprised security staff asking what to do with it while he went into his hearing.

Of course they told him he could not take the cannabis into court and said he would have to leave it with them.

Belive it or not he agreed and even signed his name on a receipt confirming the cannabis was his.

West, who lives in Jasmine Road, Worsley Hall, pleaded guilty to possession of the Class C drug and was fined £50 and ordered to pay £43 court costs.

Bob was in love with Nancy, the beautiful young woman across the street. Unfortunately Bob had a speech impediment and she wouldn’t marry him because he talked funny. One day he read about a school on the other side of the country, that might be able to help him overcome his handicap. So he enrolled for four months.

When Bob returned, his buddy Jimmy picked him up at the airport and asked: “So? Was it worth it? Were they able to help you?”
Bob replied: “Well - sort - of. - But - now - I - must - talk - very - slow - and - be - very - careful - to - articulate - words - properly.”

Jimmy smiled and said: “Don’t worry! Nancy loves you. I’m sure she’ll marry you.”

Later that night Jimmy dropped Bob off at Nancy’s house. But about two hours later Bob rang Jimmy’s doorbell.
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Daniel Leatherman, 26, explained to the police that he accidentally injured himself when he went to investigate an argument between a man he knew and a taxi driver after he heard them fighting in front of his apartment.

He said he took the gun with him for protection from Cody Nunn who had assaulted him in the past.

Apparently he dropped the gun as he tried to hide it behind his back. The gun went off as it hit the floor and a bullet got lodged in his buttocks.

He was taken to the hospital and released later on the same day.

Nunn - who was said to be drunk and disruptive when he arrived at the hospital with Leatherman - was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct.

Police stopped a man for speeding but he nearly evaded state troopers by burrowing into soft ground along Highway 169 and covering himself with dirt and leaves.

Trooper Jeff Merril sad the man, 20, spent about an hour hiding before he sent a text message to his girlfriend to pick him up.

He was caught when he scrambled from his hole.

At the moment he is in Kent jail. He had outstanding arrest warrants for failing to appear in court on charges of marijuana possession, harassment and drunken driving.

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I had another 30 years.”

God replies, “I didn’t recognize you.“

Warren John Wilson, 52, was arrested in Fullerton, California for digging holes. Police arrested him after he acknowledged digging holes on a park bike trail as a payback for nearly being run down by a cyclist.

He faces a single felony count of vandalism, police Sgt. Linda King said Friday.

She also said that they’ve found around 50 holes measuring about 1 foot by 2 feet along the trail at Laguna Lake Park, and in some cases he tried to hide them from cyclists. She said some riders went over their handlebars after hitting the holes, but none reported major injuries.

Detectives watching the trails questioned Wilson, who said he had nearly been run over by a mountain bike rider and began digging the holes in retaliation, King said.

According to Police sources Wilson is released from custody. A phone listing for him could not be found.