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Funny Stuff To Do When You Are Bored At Work in Funny Stuff

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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Insist that your email address begins with ‘xena-warrior-princess’ or ‘elvis-the-king’.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.”

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write “FOR SEXUAL FAVORS”.

Finish all your sentences with, “In accordance with the prophecy.”

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.

Sing along at the opera.
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Funny Stuff To Do In A Store

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• Request a personal shopping assistant.

• Order ten pounds of corned beef at the deli counter, sliced extra thin. Walk away during the slicing of the final pound, whistling.

• Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

• Dump out a container of liquid laundry detergent and report the spill to customer service. Repeat immediately in another aisle.

• Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all thespray air fresheners.

• Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

• Try to purchase one grape. Repeat until the laughter subsides and they feel obligated to start charging you.

• Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

• Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to “boobs”.

• Order a dozen live lobsters and set them free throughout the store. (After removing the rubber bands from their claws, of course.)

• Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses.

• When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

• Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a code 3 in housewares,” and see what happens.

• Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi. I haven’t seen you in so long.” etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them ‘Bob’, and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

• Empty a bottle of aspirin all over the floor and lie down next to it.

• As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say “BEEP” in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items.

• Leave small, expensive, easy-to-scan products in other people’s carts.

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Funny Signs That You Are Too Drunk in Funny Stuff

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• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

• Job interfering with your drinking.

• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence???

• Two hands and just one mouth – now THAT’s a drinking problem!

• You can focus better with one eye closed.

• The parking lot seems to have moved when you were in the bar.

• Every woman you see has an exact twin.

• You fall off the floor…

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