Two pretty close friends were in some bar drinking a beer when one of them pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he just asked his friend if he had one..
“I sure do,” he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out some huge 10 inch Bic lighter.
“Wow!” his friend said, “where did you get that huge monster.”
“I got it from my friend genie.”
“You have a genie friend?” he asked.
“Yes, he’s right here in my pocket.”
“Could I see that genie of urs?”
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.
The friend says, “Hey there ….. I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”
“Yes I will,” the genie said so he asks him for a few millions of dollars and the genie hops back into his master’s pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his millions.
About this time,some duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then some more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, “wtf is going on here, I asked for a millions of bucks not freaking ducks!”
He answers, “I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?”
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