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A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is just
fair – giving that you are blind that you should know five things:
1 – The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 – The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 – I’m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter.
5 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now
think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, “Nah. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.
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