Funny Signs in Funny Stuff
In a toy department – “Five Santa Clauses — no waiting.”
In a New Hampshire medical building – “Martin Diabetes Professional Ass.”
In a number of parking areas – “Violators will be enforced and Trespassers will be violated.”
On an Ohio highway – “Drive slower When Wet.”
Tokyo shop – “Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.”
Car Lot – “The best way to get on your feet….Miss a car payment.”
Church sign – “To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.”
On a New Hampshire highway – “You are speeding when flashing.”
Outside a country shop – “We buy junk and sell antiques.”
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store – “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.”
Outside a country shop – “We buy junk and sell antiques.”
In a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers – “Parking for birds only.”
At a pizza shop – “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
On a radiator repair garage – “Best place too take a leak.”
On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card – “If you cannot read this card…”
In an office – “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.”
The News & Observer headline – 17 reman dead in morgue shooting spree
On a Scientist’s door – Gone Fission
Vienna hotel – “In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.”
In downtown Boston – “Callahan Tunnel – NO END”
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