Funny Forms Of Government Regimes in Funny Stuff
- Feudalism regime: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
- Pure socialism regime: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. Your government gives you as much milk as you need.
- Bureaucratic socialism regime: You have two cows. Your government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.
- Bureaucracy regime: You have two cows. At first your government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows..
- Pure communism regime: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
- Russian communism regime: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
- Feminism regime: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
- Fascism regime: You have two cows. Your government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
- Dictatorship regime: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
- Militarianism regime: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
- Pure democracy regime: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
- Representative democracy regime: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
- American democracy regime: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “Cowgate”.
- British democracy regime: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps’ brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
- Singaporean democracy regime: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
- Anarchy regime: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
- Capitalism regime: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
- Hong Kong capitalism regime: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly – listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother – in – law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows’ milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the feng shui is bad.
- Environmentalism regime: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
- Totalitarianism regime: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
- Counter culture regime: Wow, dude, there’s like… these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
- Libertarianism regime: You have two cows. One has actually read the constitution, believes in it, and has some really good ideas about government. The cow runs for office, and while most people agree that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow votes for her because they think it would be “throwing their vote away.”
- Surrealism regime: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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