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Funny Differences Between You And Your Boss


Here’s some Funny Stuff for today. It kind of screams: “It’s Funny because it’s true” right?

  • When you take a long time, you’re slow.
    When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
  • When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
    When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

  • When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
    When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

  • When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
    When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
  • When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
    When your boss does it, he’s being firm.
  • When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
    When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
  • When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing.
    When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
  • When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
    When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
  • When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
    When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
  • When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
    When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.

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    2 Responses to “Funny Differences Between You And Your Boss”

    1. Sandra says:
      February 6, 2008 at 5:07 pm

      How very very true.

    2. Teh Funnehs, let me show you them. « Nic’s Blog - Because Blogging is the new Black says:
      February 10, 2008 at 4:06 am

      [...] this was funnier a year ago. Now the scary truth of it just worries [...]

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