Funny Alphabet According To Old People

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  • A‘s for arthritis
  • B‘s for bad back
  • C‘s for the chest pains.
  • D is for dental decay and decline
  • E is for eyesight – can’t read that top line
  • F is for fissures and fluid retention
  • G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention)
  • And other gastrointestinal glitches
  • H is high blood pressure
  • I is for itches
  • J is for joints that are failing to flex
  • L‘s for libido – what happened to sex?
  • Wait! I forgot about K for bad knees
  • (I’ve got a few gaps in my M-memory)

  • N‘s for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis
  • O is for osteo-
  • P‘s for porosis
  • Q is for queasiness. Fatal? Just flu?
  • R is for reflux–one meal becomes two
  • S is for sleepless nights counting my fears
  • T is for tinnitus – bells in my ears
  • U is for difficulties urinary
  • V is for vertigo
  • W is worry
  • About what the X – as in X ray – will find
    But through the word “terminal” rushes to mind,
    I’m proud, as each
  • Y – year – goes by, to reveal
    A reservoir of undiminished
  • Z – zeal – For checking the symptoms my body’s deployed
    And keeping my twenty-six doctors employed.

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