- Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.
- It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
- The last sound on the worthless earth will be two human beings trying to launch a homemade spaceship and already quarreling about where they are going next.
- If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The ‘Ode on a Grecian Urn’ is worth any number of old ladies.
- Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.
- A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
- All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
- I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it.
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