- The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.
- Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands … but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
- There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
- I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
- Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
- The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.
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