Funny Quotes by Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

I wasn’t always black… there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

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