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(1809 – 1865) – American President.

• My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
• Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
• Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
• How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg
• And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
• The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.
• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
• My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.

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