Funny Stuff Videos » Funny Pick Up Lines http://www.coolcrazystuff.com Funny Stuff, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Videos Updated Daily Thu, 26 May 2011 11:27:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 Funny Pick Up Lines Part – VIIIhttp://www.coolcrazystuff.com/pick-up-lines/funny-pick-up-lines-part-viii/ http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/pick-up-lines/funny-pick-up-lines-part-viii/#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:04:33 +0000 Sandra http://www.coolcrazystuff.com/2008/01/31/funny-pick-up-lines-part-viii/

Funny Pick Up Lines among the Best Pick Up Lines

  • I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • I’m friendly and slow moving!
  • When she’s leaving:”Hey, where are you going?” Answer:”home.” You:”You’re not just gonna leave me here like this are you?”
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

  • Let’s take a shower together — you smell.
  • Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
  • Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  • I’m leaving this place. Do you want to come?
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  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
  • Say, did we go to different schools together?
  • Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  • Are my undies showing? Answer: “No.” You: “Would you like them to?
  • Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?

  • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  • Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.
  • Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
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  • I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  • I would buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
  • Date me or i’ll shoot you!
  • I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone…

  • “Damn I wish you were my homework, so i could do you on the table”
  • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day…all I’m asking for is one.
  • I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
  • I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
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  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • Be unique and different, say yes.

  • I’m an organ donor, need anything?
  • I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • Damn, Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic.
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  • You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself…..

  • Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.
  • Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  • Here’s a quarter….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.
  • Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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  • You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Coffee? Tea? Me?
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • Hi. Can I domesticate you?

  • Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
  • I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
  • I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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    • I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
    • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    • Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
    • You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
    • Can I read your T shirt in brail?
    • All those curves! And me with no brakes!
    • Can I even get a fake number?

    • You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
    • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
    • You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
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    • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
    • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
    • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    • Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
    • Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
    • Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

    • Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
    • I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
    • I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
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