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Funny Pick Up Lines Part – VIII

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

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  • I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • I’m friendly and slow moving!
  • When she’s leaving:”Hey, where are you going?” Answer:”home.” You:”You’re not just gonna leave me here like this are you?”
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part – VII

    Saturday, January 26th, 2008

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  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
  • Say, did we go to different schools together?
  • Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  • Are my undies showing? Answer: “No.” You: “Would you like them to?
  • Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-VI

    Thursday, January 24th, 2008

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  • I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  • I would buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.
  • Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
  • Date me or i’ll shoot you!
  • I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone…

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-V

    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

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  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • Be unique and different, say yes.

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-IV

    Saturday, December 15th, 2007

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  • You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself…..

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-III

    Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

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  • You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Coffee? Tea? Me?
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • Hi. Can I domesticate you?

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-II

    Saturday, November 24th, 2007

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    • I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
    • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
    • Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
    • You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
    • Can I read your T shirt in brail?
    • All those curves! And me with no brakes!
    • Can I even get a fake number?

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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-I

    Friday, November 16th, 2007

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    • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
    • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
    • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    • Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
    • Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
    • Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

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