Archive for the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category
Funny Videos Compilation
Monday, January 19th, 2009Funny Magic Tricks Video From Youtube
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008Funny George Bush Youtube Videos
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008Really Funny Pantless Policemen
Sunday, October 19th, 2008Find some great Scary Videos Clips
Check Out some cool Funny Videos Clips
Worst Car Crash On Video
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008Funny Videos Stuff
Check Out More Heavy Crashes In Funny Cars Videos
The Movie Trailer of Max Payne
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008Funny Stuff About Airline Safety
Saturday, August 9th, 2008Funny Stuff About Airline Safety
Check out some more Super Funny Stuff
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…”
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.
Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, “We’ve reached our cruising altitude now, and I’m turning off the seat belt sign. I’m switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight.”
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
(more…)
Funny Condom Slogans
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008Funny Condom Slogans In Funny Stuff
Check out some more Super Funny Stuff
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
(more…)
Bizarre and Funny Stuff About The Earth
Thursday, July 10th, 2008Bizarre and Funny Stuff About The Earth
- In 1783 an Icelandic eruption threw up enough dust to temporarily block out the sun over Europe.
- About 20 to 30 volcanoes erupt each year, mostly under the sea.
- A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.
- Lake Bosumtwi in Ghana formed in a hollow made by a meteorite.
- Beaver Lake, in Yellowstone Park, USA, was artificially created by beaver damming.
- Off the coast of Florida there is an underwater hotel. Guests have to dive to the entrance.
- Venice in Italy is built on 118 sea islets joined by 400 bridges. It is gradually sinking into the water.
- The Ancient Egyptians worshipped a sky goddess called Nut.
- The world’s windiest place is Commonwealth Bay, Antartica.
- In 1934, a gust of wind reached 371 km/h on Mount Washington in New Hampshire, USA.
Funny Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards
Monday, July 7th, 2008Funny Rejected Hallmark Greeting Cards in Funny Stuff
Check out some of our Super Funny Stuff
So your daughter’s a hooker,
and it spoiled your day…
Look at the bright side,
she’s a really good lay.
My tire was thumping….
I thought it was flat….
when I looked at the tire….
I noticed your cat… Sorry
You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mends….
here’s a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
You’ve announced that you’re gay,
won’t that be a laugh,
when they find out you’re one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
(more…)