Funny Stuff Videos

75-year-old from Cave Creek was hurt when he took one of his pet buffaloes for a ride at a ranch north of Phoenix on New Year’s Eve.

The incident occurred about 5 p.m. Monday at a ranch near Spur Cross and Yucca roads, northwest of Cave Creek and School House roads.

He was flown to a Scottsdale hospital with threatening injuries after the incident in rural Cave Creek, a chief with the Rural/Metro Fire Department said.

“He saddled up, got bucked off and was mauled,” said John Kraetz, a district chief for the fire department. He also said he’s never been on a similar call.

“People do have buffalo on their property, but it’s pretty darn uncommon,” he said.

A 29-year-old man from Wenatchee drove his car into a light pole around 11:30 p.m. yesterday. When police arrived he told them a pterodactyl caused the crash.

“Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed a minimal amount of alcohol,” said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith.

Witnesses told police the man was northbound on Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into a southbound lane for less than a block.

“Oncoming traffic stopped and waited for the man to pass,” Smith said.

Then he totaled his car on a light pole.

The man was treated and released at Central Washington Hospital, hospital officials said.

33-year-old from Copiague was arrested because his prey gave him away.

Police patrol spotted him carrying several items, including the mean “big mouthed” GPS unit.

After a couple of questions and evasive answers from the suspect, one of the officers pressed the home button on the GPS, and the unit displayed a nearby address.

The bicyclist has no listed phone, and according to the police it’s not sure that he has a lawyer.

When Daryl Hill bought a Christmas present for his children he wasn’t really prepared for the crazy content of the package.

Hill bought three MP3 players at Wal-Mart in Sparta but apparently one of them was not quite new as they told him. This one had a previous owner who loaded sex clips and explicit songs.

“Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying,” Hill said Thursday. “I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head.”

A company spokesman said in an e-mail to WSMV-TV of Nashville: “Stores are not supposed to return opened packages to the sales floor and the matter is under investigation.”

Hill said he declined Wal-Mart’s offer to replace the MP3 player. He said he has already bought his daughter a new one and is hanging onto the controversial one until he talks to a lawyer.

Only in NYC you can step on a pile of bird droppings and have the city give you a couple of million dollars compensation.

56-year-old Shelton Stewart slipped on the station steps back in 1998, injuring his neck and back.

Despite his own confession that he had notices the pile of excrement a jury awarded Stewart 7.67 million dollars in damages. But since his confession makes him 20% liable for the fall NYC transit authority has to pay only 6.13 million.

Stewart was reportedly planning to use his windfall to buy a house and take his two daughters and grandchild to Disney World in Florida.

A Police officer from Dunbar, West Virginia, who answered a call about domestic dispute was in for a big crazy surprise.

Corporal S. E. Elliott arrived to find a man sitting near his front door while a woman tried to slap him. He arrested 36-year-old Georgia Newman after he saw her biting the man on his elbow and spit in his face.

Later as he walked her into a police station she allegedly leaned over and wiped her nose on the back of his shirt.

She was charged with domestic battery and battery on a police officer.

When late Chet Fitch friends received Christmas cards this Christmas, written in his hand with a return address Heaven they all had a greatest laugh. Even in death he sure is one funny guy.

The greeting read: “I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, ‘Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don’t (tarry) there.’ Wish I could tell you about things here but words cannot explain.”

“Better get back as Big Guy said he stretched a point to let me in the first time, so I had better not press my luck. I’ll probably be seeing you (some sooner than you think). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. Chet Fitch”

A friend for nearly 25 years, Debbie Hansen Bernard said, “All I could think was, You little stinker.”

“It was amazing,” she said. “Just so Chet, always wanting to get the last laugh.”
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Penny pincher or not this is one cool grandpa.

70-year-old Paul Brant used more than $25,000 in change to buy a Dodge Ram half-ton pickup truck Friday – 13 years after buying another truck with spare change.

“(The old truck) didn’t have four-wheel drive, and living in the country, I figured I better get a new one to help get me through the snow,” he said.

He has been storing coins for years, and by his words he had about $26,000 for Fridays purchase.

“As long as you don’t put your hands back in the till, it really adds up,” he said.

Brant stored his change in coffee cans, water jugs and piggy banks for years, and was escorted by sheriff’s deputies as he brought the coins to the Dodge dealership.
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A Malaysian Referee who is also a police officer took out his gun and fired a couple of warning shots in the air after a local soccer team players attacked him because he suspended one of their team mates.

According to New Straits Times, he ran to his patrol car to get his gun after players mobbed him for showing the red-card to one of them.

“We are investigating as to whether the policeman was justified in taking out his firearm and discharging it, and also why he had it with him during the match,” it quoted Hussin Ismail, police chief in the southern Johor state, as saying.

He was taken into custody for suspected misuse of firearms and five players, were also being held for questioning and could be charged for rioting, the paper said.

Of course everyone want their wedding day to be special. This couple made it so special it’s almost crazy.

Jennifer Cannon and her fiancee Doy Nichols from Lexington, Kentucky, tied the knot in a temporary public toilet in Times Square, New York.

And bride of course wore cool dress made out of toilet paper, designed by Hanah Kim, winner of the 2007 Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest

The ceremony was sponsored by toilet roll company Charmin