Burglar’s Funny Reaction
Breaking News, Funny News January 17th, 2008
The more I think about this the more I feel Berlin police officers had one cool and funny day because of this guy. I mean, what are the odds that something like this would happen in every day life? This is something that belongs in a funny old movie…
When Berlin Police got a call from a man who claimed he broke into an apartment and found a body they thought someone is just trying to be funny.
Apparently funny Berlin Burglar broke into apartment Tuesday evening only to find a dead body on the floor, and decided to call the police.
He used a nearby public phone to report his discovery and made clear he was not responsible for the death.
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Dead Man’s Crazy Shopping Spree
Breaking News, Funny News January 10th, 2008
David Dalaia and James O’Hare, were seen wheeling Virgilio Cintron’s body on a chair from their Manhattan apartment to a cheque-cashing store a block away.
Their crazy plan was simple enough: stick their pal in an office chair, wheel him round the corner to the Pay-O-Matic at 763 Ninth Avenue and leave him on the sidewalk while they cashed the $355 (£180) cheque.
“Hell’s Kitchen has a rich history but this is one for the books,” police spokesman Paul Browne told the New York Times.
“The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up.” he explained.
They went in leaving Clintron’s body in front of the store. When clerk, who knew Clintron asked them where he was, Dalaia and O’Hare told the clerk they would go and get him.
By this time detective Travis Rapp who was at the restaurant next door noticed a crowd forming around Clintron’s body. He went to investigate, Browne said, and it was “immediately apparent to him that Cintron [was] dead“.
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Crazy Glue vs School
Breaking News, Funny News January 9th, 2008
10-year-old Diego Palacios glued his hand to his bed because he didn’t want to go back to school after Christmas.
“The holidays were such fun,” he said.
Diego who lives outside Monterrey, got up early to fetch some industrial strength glue.
His mother Sandra found him watching television with his hand stuck to the bedstead. She tried to free him with nail polish but after two hours she called the experts.
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Crazy Junk Mafia
Breaking News, Funny News January 8th, 2008
Scrap metal thieves in Russia managed to steal a 200-tonne steel bridge. Surprisingly they stole it without anyone noticing.
38ft bridge vanished over night from Khabarovsk. The bridge was a part of the only road leading to heating plant.
Bosses at the company said “The costs of replacing the missing bridge would be ten times the value of the scrap metal that was stolen.”
They plan to replace the bridge with one made of concrete.
Funny Dude Brings Pot To Bail Hearing
Breaking News, Funny News January 7th, 2008
20-year-old Stephen West secured a whole page in a book about most stupid villains with this act.
He pulled a lump of cannabis resin out of his pocket as he walked trough security check at Wigan Magistrates Court last year when appearing for alleged breach of licence conditions. He showed the substance to surprised security staff asking what to do with it while he went into his hearing.
Of course they told him he could not take the cannabis into court and said he would have to leave it with them.
Belive it or not he agreed and even signed his name on a receipt confirming the cannabis was his.
West, who lives in Jasmine Road, Worsley Hall, pleaded guilty to possession of the Class C drug and was fined £50 and ordered to pay £43 court costs.
Crazy Butt Shot
Breaking News, Funny News January 6th, 2008
Daniel Leatherman, 26, explained to the police that he accidentally injured himself when he went to investigate an argument between a man he knew and a taxi driver after he heard them fighting in front of his apartment.
He said he took the gun with him for protection from Cody Nunn who had assaulted him in the past.
Apparently he dropped the gun as he tried to hide it behind his back. The gun went off as it hit the floor and a bullet got lodged in his buttocks.
He was taken to the hospital and released later on the same day.
Nunn - who was said to be drunk and disruptive when he arrived at the hospital with Leatherman - was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct.
Funny Dude Buried Himself To Escape The Police
Breaking News, Funny News January 5th, 2008
Police stopped a man for speeding but he nearly evaded state troopers by burrowing into soft ground along Highway 169 and covering himself with dirt and leaves.
Trooper Jeff Merril sad the man, 20, spent about an hour hiding before he sent a text message to his girlfriend to pick him up.
He was caught when he scrambled from his hole.
At the moment he is in Kent jail. He had outstanding arrest warrants for failing to appear in court on charges of marijuana possession, harassment and drunken driving.
Crazy Hole Digging Dude
Breaking News, Funny News January 5th, 2008
Warren John Wilson, 52, was arrested in Fullerton, California for digging holes. Police arrested him after he acknowledged digging holes on a park bike trail as a payback for nearly being run down by a cyclist.
He faces a single felony count of vandalism, police Sgt. Linda King said Friday.
She also said that they’ve found around 50 holes measuring about 1 foot by 2 feet along the trail at Laguna Lake Park, and in some cases he tried to hide them from cyclists. She said some riders went over their handlebars after hitting the holes, but none reported major injuries.
Detectives watching the trails questioned Wilson, who said he had nearly been run over by a mountain bike rider and began digging the holes in retaliation, King said.
According to Police sources Wilson is released from custody. A phone listing for him could not be found.
Cool Million Dollar Present
Breaking News, Funny News January 4th, 2008
A Pittsburgh pharmacist has given his wife’s in-laws a $20 ticket for the special lottery drawing and it turned out to be worth $1 million.
The million-dollar drawing featured 625,000 tickets, including five million-dollar winners.
He will get $5.000 from the Pennsylvania Lottery Commission because he bought the ticket from his pharmacy, The Medicine Shoppe in the city’s Brookline neighborhood.
DePasuale said: ” I don’t want the ticket back because that would be like giving someone a shirt for Christmas, and then asking to wear it on New Year’s Eve.
Crazy Woman Loses Her Car To Funny Little Animals
Breaking News, Funny News January 4th, 2008
A car-owner in Johannesburg found a family of Cape Hyrax, small animals that resemble guinea pigs, living in the engine of her BMW.
Hoping to shake them off she drove at high speed to a dealership but failing to do so she just dumped her vehicle with no explanation.
Employees at the dealership phoned Johannesburg Zoo and asked them to send someone and save the Cape Hyrax family from the car since the car is blocking their driveway.
“The guys (BMW staff) called us and said that there was movement in the engine, that there were animals (there),” said collection manager at the zoo Dominic Moss.
“When we opened the bonnet the dassies were running about the engine and chassis plate, under the engine and inside the bumpers of the car,” he said.
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