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Microchip implants are being used to monitor children, convicts, pets, Alzheimer’s patients, and others. Back in 2002 several volunteers had a radio frequency identification (RFID) “VeriChips” inserted under the skin of their arms.

American companies are reportedly working on developing a GPS-enabled chip to track individuals, which could potentially locate a person’s position, speed and direction.

A 37-year-old mother said a “human chip” is the only answer to keep track of her 15-year-old daughter, who has often skipped school without her school noticing. Her daughter and three friends were left dangling in mid-air in after one of them drove a friends car up a stay wire of an electricity pole. They had to climb out of the car while it balanced on the wire.
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For many Germans, New Years eve provided one last chance for a parting kiss with their beloved cigarettes. With a partial ban on smoking in restaurants and bars there aren’t many places you can actually light a cigarette these days in Germany.
Apparently even smoking at home can be rather dangerous. At least it was for this Bielefeld women.
She lit up a cigarette in the apartment she shares with her 42-year-old boyfriend. Her denial of his request not to smoke made him totally crazy over the whole thing. He began cursing and screaming at her, and than, he grabbed a fire extinguisher and sprayed the whole apartment with it.
The 6-kilogram extinguisher was completely empty after the operation and almost everything in the apartment damaged as a result.
“He just sprayed it all over the flat,” police spokesman Michael Waldhecker said. “With that kind of a fire extinguisher, it looks like it just snowed in the apartment. It’s hellish to clean up.”
“He managed to put the cigarette out though.”
The police took him to the station to calm down since he continued to curse and scream at her in front of them.
“We didn’t want the situation to escalate,” Waldhecker said.
“It’s unlikely the man will be charged with anything. It was his apartment and his fire extinguisher. And, the girlfriend was unharmed in the attack.”
On their way to the station he said that he wasn’t bothered by the damage he caused and that he might have to break up with his girlfriend if she refuses to quit smoking.

If he really wanted just to break up with her, wasn’t it easier to say ‘I’m breaking up with you?’

I have to admit this Funny News reminded me of all those Funny cartoons with false teeth falling out of someones mouth. So here’s today’s Breaking News.

David Packer, from Manchester lost his dental plate last January, when he stopped for a candy bar while climbing the Haystacks.

David told the MEN: “It was an awful day with the rain absolutely sheeting down. When I go walking I normally stick some chocolate, some coffee and some brandy in my rucksack, and we were quite close to the top when we decided to shelter behind a boulder and have the brandy and the Mars bar. Cold Mars bars are very hard to chew so I took my teeth out and put in my pocket.”

Twenty minutes later he realized they were gone, but after not being able to find them, he returned to Swinton toothless.

Now over a year later he has been reunited with his false teeth thanks to Alan Mardsen, who found them last month.
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Call it Funny News, Weird News or just plane luck, the couple in today’s Breaking News is $100,000 richer after a total stranger approached them with a blank check in their name. Enjoy…

There were about 20 people in Doctor Salami’s when a man walked in and bought everyone a round of drinks giving the waitress a $100 dollar tip.

She said: “He is just a nice guy. You never know who is sitting next to you. You never know when you can make a difference to someone else’s life.”

But that wasn’t all. He stopped by a young couple’s table and asked if they had any children. When they told him they have a 2-year-old he gave them a blank check and said: “Write any amount you like – I’m good for it.”
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80-year-old woman was attacked by an 18-year-old who tried to take her purse away from her.

In the struggle the attacker lost his gun. She managed to grab it and point it at the attacker demanding her purse back, but the attacker fled.

He was caught soon after thanks to a witness to the incident who pointed police to an apartment.
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Two part-time Police Community Support Officers were making a routine visit to a children’s center when the boy started arguing with a staff member.

He became more aggressive when the officers arrived. Confronted by him they locked them selves and called for help.

Conservative MP for West Devon, Geoffrey Cox said: “These officers cannot fill the shoes of a policeman.”

“But they will always be of extremely limited value in dealing with serious incidents, even run of the mill incidents like this. This illustrates their limited value.”
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Of all the funny news I think this little frog deserves the breaking news status for today. “Hello I’m Froggy, don’t mind me I’m just checking ur salad.”

When 39-year-old Yvonne Brechbuhler took out the salad from her fridge she realized that she got more than she hoped for.
She found a tiny frog comfortably nestled in the leaves of organic lettuce she was just about to eat.

“I jumped away,” she said, and described the green critter as no bigger than the tip of her pinky finger.

“I didn’t know what it was. But once I realized it was a frog, I was OK,” she told the Daily News in Thursday editions.
Intrigued, she named the frog “Curious.”

An employee at the food co-op said it was the first such incident in memory.
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I really cant decide if it’s that no one at the museum realized the boomerang is missing, or that the guy who stole it sent it back with an apology 25 years later, but this funny story made me laugh in more ways than one.

The artifact that was on display at Mt. Isa’s Frank Aston Underground Museum, was taken by an American tourist who’s guilt made him return it.

Apparently it arrived in post along with a note and a check donation for the museum.

“I removed this back in 1983 when I was younger and dumber,” said the note, as quoted by BBC News. “It was the wrong thing to do. I’m sorry, and I’m going to send it back.”

The note was merely signed, “Peter.”

McCullogh said that, even though the sender’s full name and address were found on the envelope, they are not going to reveal his full identity, and refused to discuss the value of the donation.
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I always thought that Funny prank calls are something that kids do when they are bored, and to show how cool they are in front of their friends, but this little old lady and the crazy mess she caused proved me wrong.

An elderly woman from Scotland alerted the coast guard about swimmers in distress after confusing TV drama she was watching with real life.

A Royal Navy helicopter, a lifeboat and a team of coastguards were sent to help the missing swimmers after her call this Monday.

After scouting the water for some time, they realized that something was wrong. Than it hit them. She was watching the movie named “Open water” about a couple being attacked by sharks while scuba diving. Apparently the scenes was so realistic she thought it was really happening.

“She was watching a program on TV and she phoned 999 (the emergency number in Britain) and asked for the coastguard,” a local coastguard spokesman said.
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