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Funny Teacher Outsmarts A Student In Hilarious Jokes

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.”I would do anything to pass this exam,” she says.

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything…”

He returns her gaze, “Anything?”

“Anything.” She says

His voice softens, “Anything?”
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Bizarre and Funny Stuff About The Earth

• In 1783 an Icelandic eruption threw up enough dust to temporarily block out the sun over Europe.

• About 20 to 30 volcanoes erupt each year, mostly under the sea.

• A huge underground river runs underneath the Nile, with six times more water than the river above.

• Lake Bosumtwi in Ghana formed in a hollow made by a meteorite.

• Beaver Lake, in Yellowstone Park, USA, was artificially created by beaver damming.

• Off the coast of Florida there is an underwater hotel. Guests have to dive to the entrance.

• Venice in Italy is built on 118 sea islets joined by 400 bridges. It is gradually sinking into the water.

• The Ancient Egyptians worshipped a sky goddess called Nut.

• The world’s windiest place is Commonwealth Bay, Antartica.

• In 1934, a gust of wind reached 371 km/h on Mount Washington in New Hampshire, USA.

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So your daughter’s a hooker,
and it spoiled your day…
Look at the bright side,
she’s a really good lay.

My tire was thumping….
I thought it was flat….
when I looked at the tire….
I noticed your cat… Sorry

You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mends….
here’s a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

You’ve announced that you’re gay,
won’t that be a laugh,
when they find out you’re one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
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Funny Letter in Hilarious Jokes

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A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad.’

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant.
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• A’s for arthritis

• B’s for bad back

• C’s for the chest pains.

• D is for dental decay and decline

• E is for eyesight - can’t read that top line

• F is for fissures and fluid retention

• G is for gas (which I’d rather not mention)

• And other gastrointestinal glitches

• H is high blood pressure

• I is for itches

• J is for joints that are failing to flex

• L’s for libido - what happened to sex?

• Wait! I forgot about K for bad knees

• (I’ve got a few gaps in my M-memory)

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Crazy Panda In A Restaurant in Hilarious Jokes

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A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich, he eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out.

The bartender yells for him to stop.

The panda bear asks, “What do you want?”

The bartender replies, “First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food.”

The panda bear turns around and says, “Hey! I’m a Panda. Look it up!”
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# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
# I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
# Someone call the janitor! We’re going to need a mop!
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ‘em.
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
# Don’t tell me you forgot to bring the anatomy book!
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Damn! There go the lights again…
# What’s this doing here?
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