Archive for August, 2008
Really Short Funny Quick Jokes Stuff With Proposition
Hilarious Jokes August 28th, 2008
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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…but she belonged to someone else…
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…” but the girl said, “NO.”
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
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Another Funny Cats Videos Stuff
Funny Cat Videos August 25th, 2008
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Cool Funny Videos August 9th, 2008
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Funny Truth About Toothbrush Discovery
Hilarious Jokes August 9th, 2008
Funny Truth About Toothbrush Discovery in Hilarious Jokes
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Research had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush.
Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and acknowledge the originating location.
After a very long and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the origin of the toothbrush.
It was decided that the brush was invented by a redneck.
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Funny Stuff About Airline Safety
Funny Stuff August 9th, 2008
Funny Stuff About Airline Safety
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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other anouncements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…”
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.
Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, “We’ve reached our cruising altitude now, and I’m turning off the seat belt sign. I’m switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight.”
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
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