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10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.

6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net.”

4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. His video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among hobbies.

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President.”

1. You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!”

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  1. 1
    bitchfdadf
    June 5th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    i dont get it

  2. 2
    rc
    June 6th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    I’m not surprised. You have to be competent to get it.

  3. 3
    matt
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:43 am

    then you my friend, are not a hacker.

    good laugh.

  4. 4
    jason
    June 6th, 2008 at 5:44 am

    I get it and it is funny. Maybe living in the Silicon Valley has something to do with it.

  5. 5
    mngrif
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!

  6. 6
    Seth
    June 7th, 2008 at 4:42 am

    AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!

    late comment is late.

  7. 7
    brothw
    June 7th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    Loved it, no 4 was my fav. Stumbled

  8. 8
    a
    June 12th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    i’d rather go outside & see the sun… there’s more to life than computers…

  9. 9
    R
    June 13th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    @a

    That’s what people with jobs that will be replaced by robots say.

  10. 10
    M
    June 15th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    @R

    Too funny

  11. 11
    J
    June 17th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    photoshopped without a doubt

  12. 12
    Sealy Mattresses
    July 1st, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    haha, very funny and probably true, but I’ve never seen The Net

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