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Funny Grandma’s Advices in Hilarious Jokes

There was a young girl going out on a her first date and she told her grandmother about it.

So, the grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.

“He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.

“He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.

“But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
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Funny Talking Clock in Hilarious Jokes

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

“What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked.

“Why, that’s the talking clock” the man replied.

“How does it work?” “Watch”,

the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

“For fuck’s sake, you wanker, it’s 2 am in the fucking morning!!”

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Funny Management Combat Rules In Funny Stuff

• If the enemy is in range, so are you.

• Incoming fire has the right of way.

• Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.

• If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid

• There is always a way.

• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

• Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.

• The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
  • a. when you’re ready for them.
  • b. when you’re not ready for them.

• Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.

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Little Johnny’s Funny Confusion in Hilarious Jokes

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”

So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

- First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…

So unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

- Ok, now take off my skirt…

And he takes off her skirt.

- Now take off my bra…

Which he does.
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Funny Troubles With Beer in Funny Stuff

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
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