Funny Grandma’s Advices in Hilarious Jokes

There was a young girl going out on a her first date and she told her grandmother about it.

So, the grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.

“He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.

“He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don’t let him do that.

“But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said.

“But,” she said, “Grandmother I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family!”

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