Funny Management Combat Rules In Funny Stuff

• If the enemy is in range, so are you.

• Incoming fire has the right of way.

• Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.

• If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid

• There is always a way.

• Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

• Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.

• The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
  • a. when you’re ready for them.
  • b. when you’re not ready for them.

• Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.

• Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.

• If you can’t remember, then the claymore is pointed at you

• The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

• A “sucking chest wound” is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

• Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

• Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.

• Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won’t be able to get out.

• Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

• If you’re short of everything but the enemy, you’re in a combat zone.

• When you have secured an area, don’t forget to tell the enemy.

• The easy way is always mined.

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