Funny Description Of An Accident in Hilarious Jokes

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put “trying to do the job alone” as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient:

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 pounds of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which, fortunately, was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tight to insure a slow descent of the 500 pounds of bricks. You will note, in block number 11 of the accident reporting form, that I weigh 135 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope in spite of my pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom broke out of the barrel. Devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel now weighed approximately fifty pounds.
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Funny Blonde Leaving Early From Work

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
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Funny Marketing in Funny Stuff

“Have your next affair here.” - On an Atlantic City hotel restaurant

“Open 7 days a week and weekends.” - In a Maine restaurant

“Eat Here - Get Gas” — A sign at a gas station

“Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.” - In a Zurich hotel

“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.” - In a Rome laundry

“Specialist in women and other diseases.” - In the office of a Roman doctor

“Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.” - In a hotel in Athens

“Please to bathe inside the tub.” - In a Japanese hotel room

“We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.” – A notice in a restaurant
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Funny Wife Problem in Hilarious Jokes

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Mexico and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house.

He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from the West Indies and had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an American girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed.
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Funny Quotes by Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Cool Lady vs Funnny Cop in Hilarious Jokes

While she was flying down the road yesterday (20 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, What’s your hurry?” She replied, “I’m late for work.” “Oh yeah?,” said the cop.

“What do you do?”

“I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.

The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”

“Well,”she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
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