Funny Wife Troubles in Hilarious Jokes

Two men, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The older man says to the young one, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young man says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The older man says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The younger man says, “Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”

The older man says, “Doesn’t matter let’s look for yours.”

If you want more Hilarious Jokes check out Funny Statues

Or some Crazy and Funny Stuff like Funny Pet Diaries

Go back and check out some more Really Funny Stuff

Custom Search