Best Funny Excuses Ever in Funny Stuff

If you ever needed an excuse to get out of things I’m sure your find more than enough on our funny list

• I’d love to, but having fun gives me prickly heat.
• I’d love to, but I changed the lock on my door; now I can’t get out.
• I’d love to, but I did my own thing, and now I’ve got to undo it.
• I’d love to, but I don’t want to leave my 0zone.
• I’d love to, but I feel a song coming on.
• I’d love to, but I’m getting my overalls overhauled.
• I’d love to, but I have left my body in my other clothes.
• I’d love to, but I have some hard words to look up in the dictionary.
• I’d love to, but I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
• I’d love to, but I have to bleach my hare.
• I’d love to, but I have to check freshness dates on my diary products.
• I’d love to, but I have to floss my cat.
• I’d love to, but I have to fluff my shower cap.
• I’d love to, but I have to fulfill my destiny.
• I’d love to, but I have to feed my Ongbun.
• I’d love to, but I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
• I’d love to, but I have to go to court for kitty littering.
• I’d love to, but I have to jog my memory.
• I’d love to, but I have to knit dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
• I’d love to, but I have to rotate my crops.

• I’d love to, but I have to sit up with a sick ant.

• I’d love to, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
• I’d love to, but I have to study for a blood test.
• I’d love to, but I have too much guilt.
• I’d love to, but I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
• I’d love to, but I never go out on days that end in “Y”.
• I’d love to, but I prefer to remain an enigma.
• I’d love to, but I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
• I’d love to, but I want to spend more time with my blender.
• I’d love to, but I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
• I’d love to, but I’m attending the opening of my garage door.
• I’d love to, but I’m being deported.
• I’d love to, but I’m building a pig from a kit.
• I’d love to, but I’m converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
• I’d love to, but I’m doing door-to-door collecting for belly button lint.
• I’d love to, but I’m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
• I’d love to, but I’m giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
• I’d love to, but I’m going through cherry cheesecake withdraw.
• I’d love to, but I’m going to be old someday soon.
• I’d love to, but I’m going to count the bristled in my toothbrush.
• I’d love to, but I’m having all my plants neutered.
• I’d love to, but I’m having my baby shoes bronzed.
• I’d love to, but I’m in training to be a household pest.
• I’d love to, but I’m observing National Apathy Week.
• I’d love to, but I’m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
• I’d love to, but I’m sandblasting my neighbor’s oven.
• I’d love to, but I’m seeing how long I can go without saying yes.
• I’d love to, but I’m taking punk totem pole carving.
• I’d love to, but I’m trying to cut down.
• I’d love to, but I’m too old for that stuff.
• I’d love to, but I’m too young for that stuff.
• I’d love to, but I’m touring China with a wok band.
• I’d love to, but I’m worried about my left foot.
• I’d love to, but I’m teaching my ferret to yodel.
• I’d love to, but I’m uncomfortable when I’m alone or with others.
• I’d love to, but I’m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
• I’d love to, but I’m waiting to see if I’m already a winner.
• I’d love to, but I’m working on my cottage cheese sculpture.
• I’d love to, but I’m trying to be less popular.
• I’d love to, but I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.
• I’d love to, but I’ve dedicated my life to linguini.
• I’d love to, but it’s my parakeet’s bowling night.
• I’d love to, but it’s too close to the turn or the century.
• I’d love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
• I’d love to, but my crayons all melted together.
• I’d love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
• I’d love to, but my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
• I’d love to, but my palm reader advised against it.
• I’d love to, but my patent is pending.
• I’d love to, but my plot to take over the world is thickening.
• I’d love to, but my subconscious says no way.
• I’d love to, but my uncle escaped again.
• I’d love to, but my ex-wife would never let me hear the end of it.
• I’d love to, but my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
• I’d love to, but none of my socks match.
• I’d love to, but the last time I went, I never came back.
• I’d love to, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.
• I’d love to, but the President said he might drop in.
• I’d love to, but there are world issues that need worrying about.
• I’d love to, but there’s a disturbance in the Force.
• I’d love to, but you know how we psychos behave in igloos.
• I’d love to, but I am overdrawn at the blood bank.
• I’d love to, but I never say yes.

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