This guy goes skydiving for the first time.

After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.

As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her

“Do you know anything about parachutes?”

“No”, she says, “do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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