Funny Signs in Funny Stuff

In a toy department - “Five Santa Clauses — no waiting.”

In a New Hampshire medical building - “Martin Diabetes Professional Ass.”

In a number of parking areas - “Violators will be enforced and Trespassers will be violated.”

On an Ohio highway - “Drive slower When Wet.”

Tokyo shop - “Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.”

Car Lot - “The best way to get on your feet….Miss a car payment.”

Church sign - “To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.”

On a New Hampshire highway - “You are speeding when flashing.”

Outside a country shop - “We buy junk and sell antiques.”

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store - “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.”

Outside a country shop - “We buy junk and sell antiques.”

In a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers - “Parking for birds only.”

At a pizza shop - “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

On a radiator repair garage - “Best place too take a leak.”

On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card - “If you cannot read this card…”

In an office - “Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.”

The News & Observer headline - 17 reman dead in morgue shooting spree

On a Scientist’s door - Gone Fission

Vienna hotel - “In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.”

In downtown Boston - “Callahan Tunnel - NO END”

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