Funny Stuff For A Cool Reason in Hilarious Jokes

Some cool man bought a brand new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the speed control needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw some flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no fuc…. way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The speed control needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. “Wtf am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.

The angry cop came up to him, took his license without saying a word and examined it and the car.

“It’s been a pretty long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like doing some more paperwork, I don’t need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really cool excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The driving dude thinks about it for a second and says, “Last week my nagging wife ran off with some poor cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

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