Archive for January, 2008

Cool And Funny Science

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Here’s some funny stuff for you all. A list of funny phrases and their cool definitions that might help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine.

  • “It has long been known”… ~ I didn’t look up the original reference.
  • “A definite trend is evident”… ~ These data are practically meaningless.
  • “While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the questions”… ~ An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.
  • “Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study”… ~ The other results didn’t make any sense.
  • “Typical results are shown”… ~ This is the prettiest graph.
  • “These results will be in a subsequent report”… ~ I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
  • “In my experience”… ~ Once.
  • “In case after case”… ~ Twice.
  • “In a series of cases”… ~ Thrice.
  • “It is believed that”… ~ I think.
  • “It is generally believed that”… ~ A couple of others think so, too.

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    Funny Cats With Sweet Tooth

    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

    Going through some pictures of cats I’ve found a proof that they do have a sweet tooth despite common belief. Well, some of them at least. Enjoy…

    Funny Cats With Sweet Tooth picture

    My grandmother’s funny cat used to do this. She would sit in my lap
    trying to steel half of everything I’m trying to eat. Funny enough
    she managed to do it every time.

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    Funny Underwear Thief

    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

    Of all the funny news I’ve read today nothing gets me like this one. Ok, I can understand obsessions but this is just crazy.

    24-year-old Garth Flaherty , was charged with first degree theft and burglary in the stealing of, get this, 1,613 pairs of female underwear from local laundry rooms.

    He was seen taking underwear from two laundry rooms on Saturday. A witness recorded his license number, and Flaherty was identified from photographs. Previously police received 12 reports of panty theft in that area.

    After searching his apartment police found enough woman’s underwear to fill five garbage bags. The underwear will be held as evidence until the case is resolved, after which their disposition is uncertain, Tennant said.
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    Funny Pick Up Lines Part-V

    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

    Funny Pick Up Lines among the best Pick Up Lines

  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
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    Cool Sand Sculpting Art

    Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

    In today’s cool & crazy pictures here’s just a few sand sculptures. So precise and cool. I always love to see a photo with one of these masterworks in it.

    Cool Sand Sculpting Art picture
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    Funny Explanation

    Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

    Of all Hilarious jokes this one deserves to be todays joke of the day.

    A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.

    What the driver didn’t know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.

    Policeman: “License, registration and proof of insurance please.

    Driver: “Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man.

    Policeman: “Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!
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    Cool Awakening

    Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

    When I read this cool story I couldn’t stop thinking about how great was this poor mans shock when he realized he was in a coffin, and the funny scared look on his nephew’s face when he saw him opening his eyes. Talk about Weird news.

    Chilean media reported that 81-year-old Feliberto Carrasco woke up in his coffin at his own wake giving his relatives a scare of a life time.

    When they discovered his body limp and cold they thought his hour has come and decided to call a funeral home immediately, without calling a doctor.

    A funeral home was full of grieving relatives and friends gathered to bid Carrasco a final farewell. He was dressed in his fines suit lying in a coffin and he just woke up.

    I couldn’t believe it. I thought I must be mistaken and I shut my eyes,” Carrasco’s nephew Pedro told the Ultimas Noticias newspaper.
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    Funny Cats With Attitude

    Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

    Welcome to Funny Stuff Cats

    A few pictures of cats. From cool stuff they do, and how funny or crazy they act at times, to how cute and funny they are when they are asleep, cats are definitely able to makes us smile in their own funny ways.

    Funny Cats With Attitude picure

  • Poor funny kitty someobody woke her up. Just look at the funny
    “I’m lost” look on it’s face. It has no idea what is going on.
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    Funny Alcohol Warnings

    Monday, January 21st, 2008

    Funny Alcohol Warnings picture
    Remember all the stuff your mother said about alcohol that seemed so funny at the time. These are nothing like it. These are cool and crazy and funny as hell when you think about it. Here’s just a couple of cool stuff to kill your free time with. Enjoy…

  • WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.
  • WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
  • WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
  • WARNING:consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
  • WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
  • WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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    Funny Fruit Problem

    Saturday, January 19th, 2008

    One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

    When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe’s throne.

    The chief then said “All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me.

    So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
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