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Funny Frog Salad

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Of all the funny news I think this little frog deserves the breaking news status for today. “Hello I’m Froggy, don’t mind me I’m just checking ur salad.”

When 39-year-old Yvonne Brechbuhler took out the salad from her fridge she realized that she got more than she hoped for.
She found a tiny frog comfortably nestled in the leaves of organic lettuce she was just about to eat.

“I jumped away,” she said, and described the green critter as no bigger than the tip of her pinky finger.

“I didn’t know what it was. But once I realized it was a frog, I was OK,” she told the Daily News in Thursday editions.
Intrigued, she named the frog “Curious.”

An employee at the food co-op said it was the first such incident in memory.
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Funny Pick Up Lines Part – VII

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Funny Pick Up Lines among the best Pick Up Lines

Do you know how to use a whip?

I’m not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Are my undies showing? Answer: “No.” You: “Would you like them to?

Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?

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Funny Dogs

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

In funny animals here’s a couple of very funny shots, with perfect examples of crazy things dogs do to get our attention.

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Funny Cool Kid

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

In hilarious jokes here’s one that will make you laugh till you cry. The funny thing is, this is actually something a child would do.

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later….”Da-ad….”

“What?”

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”

“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”

Five minutes later…

“Da-aaaad…..”

“WHAT?”

“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??”
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Weird Funny Stuff You Probably Don’t Know

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Here’s some funny stuff you might know or not. Either way I’ve found some interesting and funny things in here. Enjoy…

It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.

A snail can sleep for three years.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

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Funny Cute Kittens

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

In today’s pictures of cats here’s just a couple of cute kittens. How can anyone resist these funny little cuties?

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Crazy Robbery

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

As I was going through some weird news i found this and it just blew me away. What is happening with the world these days. It’s one sick crazy idea after another.
Before the coach arrives at its destination the dwarves take their loot back into their suitcase, zip themselves inside and wait to be collected by their partners in crime.

One of their the favorite companies is Swebus, which takes thousands of British tourists on holiday across the country. Their spokesman said: “We have had reports about several thefts by dwarves on the stretch between Vasteras and Stockholm.
“We’re thinking of installing video cameras.”
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Funny Pick Up Lines Part-VI

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Funny Pick Up Lines among the best Pick Up Lines

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Im like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

I would buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.

Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!

Date me or i’ll shoot you!

I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone…

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Cool and Crazy Fireworks

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

I found these in my cool & crazy pictures and it hit me: I dont really know anyone who doesnt like fireworks. I guess there’s something about fireworks that brings out the inner child in all of us.

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Douglas Adams Funny Quotes

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Douglas Noël Adams 1952 – 2001 – English author

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

Life is wasted on the living.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Funny Stuff Videos

Archive for January, 2008

Funny Frog Salad

Funny Pick Up Lines Part – VII

Funny Dogs

Funny Cool Kid

Weird Funny Stuff You Probably Don’t Know

Funny Cute Kittens

Crazy Robbery

Funny Pick Up Lines Part-VI

Cool and Crazy Fireworks

Douglas Adams Funny Quotes

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