Funny Pick Up Lines among the Best Pick Up Lines
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I’m friendly and slow moving!
When she’s leaving:”Hey, where are you going?” Answer:”home.” You:”You’re not just gonna leave me here like this are you?”
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Let’s take a shower together — you smell.
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
I’m leaving this place. Do you want to come?
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