Funny Bill Gates vs Sneaky Satan
Hilarious Jokes January 31st, 2008
Here’s a Funny Joke for you. This one definitely deserves to be in Hilarious Jokes. Enjoy…
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option.”
“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all?”
“That’s what everyone thinks,” snickered Satan. “The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn’t.”
“What about the PC?”
“It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan. “And it’s missing three keys.”
“Which three?”
“Control, Alt and Delete.“
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…fuckin nerds
February 16th, 2008 at 12:29 am
considering Satan and Lucifer are the same person, that joke is pretty stupid.
February 16th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Depends on what you have read.
Yes in Christian tradition Lucifer is now the same as Satan thanks to misinterpretation of the Hebraic metaphor of Isaiah 14:12, “Day star, son of the Dawn,” as “Lucifer.” In fact Lucifer at the time was name for Venus.
“Lucifer,” or the light-bringer, is the Latin equivalent of the Greek word “Phosphoros,” which is used as a title of Christ in II Pet. 1:19 and corresponds to the name “radiant and brilliant Morning Star” in Rev. 22:16, a name Jesus called Himself.
-The Roman god, Lucifer, was the bearer of light, the spirit of the air, the personification of enlightenment.
-It can be also applied to The planet Venus, when appearing as the morning star. for this you can check the webster dictionary
Check any of the following and you’ll see what I’m talking about:
“Dictionary of Demons” by Fred Gettings from 1988
“Bible Facts” by Jenny Robberts from 1990.
or
Anton LaVey’s - “The Satanic Bible” from 1969