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Here’s some funny stuff you might know or not. Either way I’ve found some interesting and funny things in here. Enjoy…

  • It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
  • In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
  • A snail can sleep for three years.
  • An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  • All polar bears are left handed.
  • On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
  • Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
  • Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
  • Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  • The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
  • No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH”.
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  • In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
  • TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
  • “Go.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  • Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • No Two snowflakes are alike.
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    Comments

    1. 1
      Alliat
      January 29th, 2008 at 1:03 am

      Nice!
      Try squeezing the following sentence in there somewhere in the bottom ten: “It’s impossible for you to lick your elbow.”

      Then at the very rest of the list: “You tried to lick your elbow, didn’t you?”

      -Everyone does! :P

    2. 2
      seb
      February 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm

      Good one, but for example your eyes grows from when you are a baby until you are adult, and a ducks quack haves an echo.

    3. 3
      spOnk
      February 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm

      Alliat, sorry but some people can lick there own elbow.

    4. 4
      Alliat
      February 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm

      Yeah, but most can’t and that’s the point of it. Maybe someone even dislocates his shoulder trying.

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      reol
      February 3rd, 2008 at 11:46 am

      “Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing”

      this isnt corret. a humans eye does grow!

    6. 6
      Sandra
      February 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm

      Of course they grow but proportionaly to our face. Once you reach your “full size” so do eyes, but nose and ears keep on growing until the day you die. I think that was the point.

    7. 7
      idiots
      February 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 pm

      stupid sucks stop complain.

    8. 8
      micke
      February 3rd, 2008 at 7:10 pm

      you complain about complaining

    9. 9
      davo
      February 5th, 2008 at 5:28 am

      a ducks quack does echo.

    10. 10
      kring
      February 13th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

      I think the Indiana thing is not totally true. It should also be noted that the building was erected (ha) on a soggy marshlike land.

    11. 11
      maria
      February 13th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

      “A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why. ”

      Mythbusters busted that myth.. bucko!

    12. 12
      Tako
      February 13th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

      “Be.” is as short as “Go.”, and I’m sure it’s also a complete sentence.

    13. 13
      devilishgrin66
      February 13th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

      “a ducks quack does not echo” - wrong

      “go is the shortest sentence in the english language” - go is not a sentence, its a command. “I am” is the shortest sentence (and ‘i do’ is the longest…get it?)

      “no word in the english language rhymes with month” - and no words rhyme with purple or silver either.

      …so whoever posted this, way to just rip it off from just about every spam mail ever…

    14. 14
      Fred
      February 13th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

      The shortest complete sentence is a tie between “Go.” and “Be.”

    15. 15
      Gunsnmoses
      February 13th, 2008 at 11:46 pm

      If barbie were life size, she wouldn’t be seven foot two, she would be life size. Try an smoke that one up.

    16. 16
      lowtolerance
      February 14th, 2008 at 12:55 am

      wouldn’t “No.” also tie for shortest sentence? I’m surprised people would come up with “Be.” before “No.”

    17. 17
      TNC420
      February 14th, 2008 at 2:11 am

      Alliat you’re wrong I just licked my elbow.

    18. 18
      Joe
      February 14th, 2008 at 3:26 am

      You know, TYPEWRITER is not the only word that is the longest. PROPRIETOR has the same amount of letters so.

    19. 19
      Cowhater
      February 14th, 2008 at 5:36 am

      Who would take the time to lead a cow upstairs? Or even downstairs? What the hell are they doing in the house? :)

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      mamie826
      February 14th, 2008 at 5:48 am

      actually… to all those who talked about eyes growing, they don’t. They never grow. and if they grew proportionately to your face, they would be huge… sorry!

    21. 21
      Dan
      February 14th, 2008 at 6:34 am

      Short sentences- So? No. Go. Oh! Ears and noses do NOT keep growing. The subcutaneous layers under the facial skin and the muscles decline with age, giving the illusion that your ears and nose grew.

    22. 22
      Roy
      February 14th, 2008 at 7:04 am

      When you say Americans eat 18 acres of Pizza every day, is that each?

    23. 23
      Place Name Here
      February 14th, 2008 at 7:29 am

      Actually, cartilage never stops growing, so your nose and ears dont stop growing throughout your lifetime

    24. 24
      brett
      February 14th, 2008 at 8:44 am

      heres something weird and funny that you didnt know Alliat, duck quacks do have echos. nice list of ‘facts’. how about next time, you do a little research before you write this crap. how can polar bears be left handed? they dont have hands. this is retarded

    25. 25
      steve
      February 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am

      Be, Go and Do are all complete sentences because the “you” in a command is implicit. They mean complete sentence in this case as subject and verb so “So” and “No” don’t count.
      Nobody’s checked every polar bear, maybe right-handedness is just rare.

    26. 26
      Stick Licker
      February 14th, 2008 at 10:09 am

      elephants aren’t the only animals that can’t jump, turtles cant jump, and neither can legless cats

    27. 27
      Dizzle
      February 14th, 2008 at 11:46 am

      BWAHAHAHA!!! LEGLESS CATS!!!!

    28. 28
      Bill
      February 14th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

      The IU library is actually HIGHER than planned….built into the limestone….

      False!

    29. 29
      Matt
      February 14th, 2008 at 7:52 pm

      It was on QI with stephen fry, there is a word that rhymes with silver which is “chilver” (cant find out what it means though :)). However orange, purple and month don’t have rhyming words.

    30. 30
      Matt
      February 14th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

      “Be.” and “Do.” are not complete sentences! Sure, the you is implied, but wtf does “You be.” and “You do.” mean? And don’t say “You do” as in response to who has a 12 in penis ’cause that’s not the You that’s implied, that’s an answer, not a command.

      Oh, and eyes don’t grow and elephants are the only land mammals that can’t jump, not the only animals that can’t jump. Ever see a jumping snake? How about a worm? An amoeba with ups? Come on now.

    31. 31
      Rockit
      February 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

      The shortest sentence is: ?!
      Duck quacks echo but duck hunters would rather we didn’t tell them.
      OK, if somebody discovered you could lead a cow up but not down stairs, how did they get the cow back downstairs?
      Can’t rhyme with month?:
      “What doth a batter do when the batheth are loaded?
      He bunth!”

    32. 32
      Mrs. Wright
      February 14th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

      who are all you people?

    33. 33
      Aww-Z
      February 14th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

      How about the sentence “I”, like when you are voting for something. That’s shorter than every other sentence I’ve heard. In fact, there can be no shorter sentence than that

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      Aww-Z
      February 14th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

      Do virus’ and bacteria jump? I’m just curious. What about Caterpillars? Or sloths? Or rhinocerous’? They don’t seem like the jumping type to me. Maybe if they were forced off a cliff or something…

    35. 35
      Rockit
      February 14th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

      Gotcha Aww-Z! The sentence when answering a call for votes is spelled “Aye”. It’s Olde English for “Yes”.

    36. 36
      Krunkz
      February 15th, 2008 at 5:59 am

      who ever said that snakes and worms cant jump as well…go kill yourself….they arent mammals retard

    37. 37
      mothman
      February 15th, 2008 at 7:33 am

      Krunkz, the “fact” says animals…not mammals. Re-read things before you comment on somebody else’s comment.

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      Mary
      February 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am

      I asked an optomitrist once about the eye, and how it doesn’t grow, he said it’s a myth. Our eyes at birth are smaller and they do grow as we age.

    39. 39
      Rockit
      February 16th, 2008 at 1:49 am

      Google “growth of human eye”

      “At birth, an infants eyes are about two-thirds the size of adult eyes. Until after their first month of life, most newborns lack complete retinal development, especially in the area responsible for visual acuity. From the second year of life until puberty, eye growth progressively slows. After puberty, eye growth is negligible.”

      Anicia Ndabahaliye — 2002

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      mitch
      February 17th, 2008 at 7:33 am

      wow im drunk and your comments made my day horray

    41. 41
      sue
      March 6th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

      LOL you are a funny lot.

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