Remember all the stuff your mother said about alcohol that seemed so funny at the time. These are nothing like it. These are cool and crazy and funny as hell when you think about it. Here’s just a couple of cool stuff to kill your free time with. Enjoy…
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at 100 yards.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING:consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what ever happened to your pants anyway.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named “Psycho.”
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you’re invisible (or invincible).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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January 21st, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Very funny warnings.