Cool Guy With A Funny Parking Problem Solution
Hilarious Jokes January 4th, 2008
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man said, “Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce.”
The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest”, the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
“Wait sir”, the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?”
The man smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?
February 25th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Think you could have given away more of the punchline in the title?
Why not just call this post “Man tricks bank into letting him park there by claiming he wants a loan and using his car as collateral”?
February 28th, 2008 at 7:17 am
David just owned your face.
March 25th, 2008 at 4:51 am
there’s a moral here. this is how rich people stay rich.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Where is your better title? I don’t see one written.
March 29th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Uhm, helloo. This was first a ’smart blonde’ joke. Why the hell was it turned into this?
March 29th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
haha kitty dont be stupid, we all know theres no such thing as a smart blonde joke…
May 16th, 2008 at 1:52 am
u r right daf! there is NO smart blonde joke, just funny as hell blonde jokes!