Archive for January, 2008
Cool Delivery
Breaking News, Weird News January 31st, 2008
Ok, this is Weird News. In today’s Breaking News doctor sends a pregnant woman home saying her labor is false.
25-year-old Charryse Brooks went to the hospital around 2a.m. this Sunday he thought she might be in the early stages of labor.
Apparently she wasn’t due until Feb. 22. so hospital workers told her she was experiencing false labor and sent her home. She tried to sleep, but the pain increased and her contractions got stronger.
After some time she insisted that she had to return to the hospital but it was to late. She was in so much pain she couldn’t get the door open once she got to the car.
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Funny Bill Gates vs Sneaky Satan
Hilarious Jokes January 31st, 2008
Here’s a Funny Joke for you. This one definitely deserves to be in Hilarious Jokes. Enjoy…
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option.”
“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all?”
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Cool And Beautiful Nature
Cool Nature Pictures January 31st, 2008
Looking at these Cool Nature Pictures made me wanna go on vacation.
Untill then I’ll enjoy the Photos i guess.
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Funny Pick Up Lines Part - VIII
Funny Pick Up Lines January 31st, 2008
Funny Pick Up Lines among the Best Pick Up Lines
Funny Quotes On Children
Funny Quotes January 30th, 2008
In Funny Quotes here’s a few quotes on children.
Cool Computer Cats
Pictures Of Cats January 30th, 2008
If you thought only people are obsessed with computers think again.
Some Cool Cats love them aswell. And here’s some Pictures Of Cats to prove it.
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Funny Nudist Flight
Breaking News, Weird News January 29th, 2008
After a lot of thinking I’ve decided to place these under Weird News category although it probably belongs to Funny News. You have to admit a plane full of naked people is kind of funny. Either way here’s Breaking News for today.
Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de is taking bookings for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5.
The Price? Only 499 Euros or $735. “It’s expensive, I know,” managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. “It’s because the plane’s very small. There’s no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other.”
“I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer,” Hess said. “It’s an unusual gap in the market.”
The 55 passengers have to remain fully clothed until they board the plane, and dress before disembarking. The crew will of course remain clothed for safety reasons.
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Funny Troubles With St. Peter
Hilarious Jokes January 29th, 2008
Heard any Funny Jokes lately? Of all the Hilarious Jokes I’ve heard today this one made me laugh more than any other. So here it is. Enjoy today’s Joke Of The Day.
Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter.
The first preacher walked up and said” Hello St. Peter, I’m ready to come in”.
St. Peter checked his list and said” I’m sorry your name is not in the book.”
“What!” exclaimed the preacher,” I have been a preacher for thirty years!”
“Yes” replied St. Peter,”However,you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy.”
The pastor,defeated took his wifes hand and walked away.
The next preacher came up to the St. feeling pretty certain he would be allowed in.
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Funny Cats In Action | Pictures Of Cats
Pictures Of Cats January 28th, 2008
Pretty Cool Pictures of Cats while they are in Action
These Funny Cats made my day … I hope it will help U2
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Cool Lightning Photography
Cool Nature Pictures January 28th, 2008
Here’s a couple of lightning photos in cool nature pictures. This is something that I would definitely like to shot myself if I ever get the chance. There’s something so cool about them that draws me.
