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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option.”

“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.

Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all?”
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Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter.

The first preacher walked up and said” Hello St. Peter, I’m ready to come in”.

St. Peter checked his list and said” I’m sorry your name is not in the book.”

“What!” exclaimed the preacher,” I have been a preacher for thirty years!”

“Yes” replied St. Peter,”However,you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy.”

The pastor,defeated took his wifes hand and walked away.

The next preacher came up to the St. feeling pretty certain he would be allowed in.
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