Archive for December, 2007
Funny Excuses
Saturday, December 29th, 2007Funny New Player
Saturday, December 29th, 2007When Daryl Hill bought a Christmas present for his children he wasn’t really prepared for the crazy content of the package.
Hill bought three MP3 players at Wal-Mart in Sparta but apparently one of them was not quite new as they told him. This one had a previous owner who loaded sex clips and explicit songs.
“Within 10 minutes, my daughter was crying,” Hill said Thursday. “I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head.”
A company spokesman said in an e-mail to WSMV-TV of Nashville: “Stores are not supposed to return opened packages to the sales floor and the matter is under investigation.”
Hill said he declined Wal-Mart’s offer to replace the MP3 player. He said he has already bought his daughter a new one and is hanging onto the controversial one until he talks to a lawyer.
Cool Aurora Borealis
Saturday, December 29th, 2007Crazy Problems
Friday, December 28th, 2007This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?”
Joe says, “What’s the matter man?”
The Man says, “Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he’s gay.”
Joe says, “Man that’s terrible,” and gives the man his whiskey and beer.
Two weeks go by and the same man goes to the bar… He walks in and says, “Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?”
Joe says, “Well hell, what’s the matter this time?”
The man says, “Well my other boy just come home from college and I found out that HE’S gay.”
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Crazy Poo Trial vs NYC
Friday, December 28th, 2007Only in NYC you can step on a pile of bird droppings and have the city give you a couple of million dollars compensation.
56-year-old Shelton Stewart slipped on the station steps back in 1998, injuring his neck and back.
Despite his own confession that he had notices the pile of excrement a jury awarded Stewart 7.67 million dollars in damages. But since his confession makes him 20% liable for the fall NYC transit authority has to pay only 6.13 million.
Stewart was reportedly planning to use his windfall to buy a house and take his two daughters and grandchild to Disney World in Florida.
Cool And Crazy Paper Art
Friday, December 28th, 2007Crazy Little Girl With Funny Frog Ideas
Friday, December 28th, 2007A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?”
“Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on grand dad’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you
make a sound like a frog?”
“A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a
frog.”
The girl says, “Grandpa, will you please please MAKE a sound like
a frog?”
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Crazy Woman Used Cop As A Tissue
Friday, December 28th, 2007A Police officer from Dunbar, West Virginia, who answered a call about domestic dispute was in for a big crazy surprise.
Corporal S. E. Elliott arrived to find a man sitting near his front door while a woman tried to slap him. He arrested 36-year-old Georgia Newman after he saw her biting the man on his elbow and spit in his face.
Later as he walked her into a police station she allegedly leaned over and wiped her nose on the back of his shirt.
She was charged with domestic battery and battery on a police officer.
Cool Nature Creations
Friday, December 28th, 2007Funny Rules For Cool Life On The Silver Screen
Thursday, December 27th, 2007Welcome To Funny Stuff
strip club at least once.
passing St. Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year.
armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying
beside her.
place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you
can travel to any other part of the building you wish without
difficulty.
ammunition – even if you haven’t been carrying any before now.


